Gross. Stop trying to make Elon happen.
17.11.2025 13:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@flailingupwards.bsky.social
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Gross. Stop trying to make Elon happen.
17.11.2025 13:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Wow. Even Bluesky is homophobic now.
17.11.2025 09:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thanks for the spoiler ๐
07.11.2025 08:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Known by whom? I need to be friends with these knowledgable souls
05.11.2025 16:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs gay Mecca
05.11.2025 15:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're dressed as sexy mothman prophecies??
26.10.2025 08:07 โ ๐ 127 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1Yup the CC โค๏ธ
26.10.2025 08:47 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Stew Rosemary in butter and mix the butter into the mash.
Alternatively, toast the potatoes before mashing them and keep the crispy bits :)
Delayed gratification is waiting until the week before Halloween before rewatching the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever made - Death Becomes Her.
25.10.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Firstly, I wasnโt even directly involved I was just there at the time. Secondly, thereโs about five problematic things youโve said in the last few days alone that I could point to. So please save the faux moral outrage - stones in glass houses and all that.
25.10.2025 21:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It was just a joke, relax.
25.10.2025 21:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It happened again. I appear to be attending a cruising gym.
25.10.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just keep an eye out for guys touching their crotches a lot if the only thing I learned.
23.10.2025 06:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have no idea. I assume Iโll never experience it again ๐ญ
22.10.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I never thought that shit happened in real life but boy and I glad to be wrong
22.10.2025 21:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nothing like a woman to ruin a three way jerk off in the gym stream room ๐ซ
22.10.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 2๐
16.10.2025 17:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐
09.10.2025 12:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Giz a go
09.10.2025 11:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0THANK YOU. Sheโs been overrated for like ten albums that are indistinguishable from each other. If she hadnโt had her early years of Shake it Off success, nobody would be paying her any attention. But yeahโฆ not to yuk othersโ yums.
03.10.2025 13:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*works out hourly rate to calculate cost of cum*
25.09.2025 10:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0To daytime boredomโs wank or not to daytime boredom wank?
25.09.2025 09:58 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I believe today is the rapture??? (Wtf) but honestly, Canโt come quick enough.
23.09.2025 17:26 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lazy Sundays (are a thing of the past when youโre renovating a house ๐)
21.09.2025 13:07 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sorry not sorry. Bop.
11.09.2025 13:45 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh no Iโm naked
08.09.2025 06:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nobody here ๐ฅฒ
08.09.2025 06:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I guess โฆ I could beat it โฆ
08.09.2025 06:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Mornings
08.09.2025 06:36 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0You should see me covered in dust and calluses
07.09.2025 10:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0