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int main(int argc, char **argv) {
horny();
return 0;
}

My cat is doing that right now! It's so cute.

He comes up to me and is like "why aren't you following me around to the windows? you gotta see this!"

My cat is enjoying this warm day so much. Windows open, birds chirping: he's so excited for Spring!

Even when demand was booming, it kinda seemed crazy that one car company would be worth more than the whole auto industry.

"I know I said I was going to revolutionize the auto industry and I didn't, but trust me: I'm going to revolutionize the humanoid robotics industry!"

In Cambridge MA, the city wanted EV chargers in three locations for $200,000. Just Level 2 chargers, not even fancy fast chargers.

And not free chargers that people could use without paying so it's not an issue of the electricity cost.

When I see stuff like this, it just boggles my mind that we can't seem to build any infrastructure at a reasonable cost: whether roads, public transit, underground electric wires, it all costs a crazy amount.

It's only Horny on Main if it's posted from along the Main River in Germany.

Otherwise, it's just ✨ Sparkling Thirst Posting ✨

this international women's day, don't forget to call her a good girl

ATI Rage Fury graphics card box. It notes that it has 32MB and an AGP bus. It has a woman with a silver mohawk haircut and silver skin tight armor shooting a missile from a handheld launcher.

So many people are angry at the price of graphics cards.

I call that ATI Rage Fury!

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Do it Rockapella!

🎶 She put the Miss in misdemeanor
when she stole the beans from Lima

She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations 🎶

International Women's Day makes it sound like it's about lesbian couples who travel between countries to hook up.

Did Cambridge just install them without asking the Board of Building Regulations and Standards?

What if the Apple ][ had run on Field-Sequential? One thing I remain fascinated by is the field-sequential color system. Essentially, unlike composite video, which sacrifices color depth in space, field sequ...

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Geordi La Forge meme where he's saying no to "I'm pro-trans, but" and saying yes to "I'm pro-trans butt"

I "vibe-coded" my latest kill bot. Here's why you should probably lock your doors.

If this is a gas generator, they're probably getting around 6 kWh/gal. If it's diesel, probably 11.

At $4.33/gal (diesel), that's 39¢/kWh (avg US rates are 17¢, this is more expensive than everywhere except Hawaii - but diesel costs $5.24 in Hawaii and 48¢/kWh is more expensive than HI electricity)

Boston Soccer 2026 is like "trust us, we expect to have $30M by the end of the World Cup".

What if there are other costs that get paid before Foxborough?

If it's such a sure thing, why won't the billionaire Krafts guarantee it?

$7.8M is 50-100 teachers in a town with 440 teachers (11-22%)

If Foxborough were a big city, they'd probably gamble that Boston Soccer 2026 would pay them - but they're asking the town to spend 7% of their budget for this event with a hazy commitment on reimbursement.

If Boston Soccer 2026 doesn't pay them, does the town lay off teachers to pay for it?

Boston Soccer 2026 says they expect to have the money to pay, but that isn't really assuaging Foxborough's doubts.

The Krafts are frustrated - but it seems they don't want to guarantee the $7.8M themselves. If they really believed Boston Soccer 2026 would pay, why not co-sign as a guarantor?

Foxborough is asking for the $7.8M needed to pay for security. Organizers promise they'll pay, but the commitments are hazy.

Kraft, worth over $10B, could easily fund it himself, but it seems that he wants the town to take the risk that Boston Soccer 2026 will have the money to pay the bill.

I'm so sorry. #spongebob #plankton

I’ve had people laugh saying 'A better Massachusetts is possible' sounds underwhelming.

But do you actually believe it? That fixing the T, solving the housing crisis, making childcare affordable is around the corner?

Or is believing that we can have a government that delivers genuinely radical.

Quinn and Daria from the show Daria standing outside the front door of their house

Quinn: What do you call people with funny outfits who talk about peace and love and stuff?

Daria: Trekkies

It's the size of 14 flamingos which are like the height of 5 cats stacked on top of each other

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system 🦩

omg, flat 7up was the miracle cure

Pints of ice cream at the supermarket with a holder containing ice-cream-pint shaped containers of tampons

Do I want a pint of Cookies and Cream, Vanilla Bean, or…Tampons

Those mini-micro servers are so efficient in terms of power usage and you can get used ones really cheap