darealcabbagepatch

My face card won’t ever decline 💅

If you had one of these growing up ppl thought ya family was touching real paper lol

I do not allow people to talk to me crazy or sideways- I’m not one of them!!

That awkward moment in policy conservation where they you hear them struggle to hang up the landline phone on you

Ok ok i incorporate a little kettle bell workouts but for the most part, the main difference is standing versus sitting

Yall I really lost 6 pounds in 7 days by using my standing desk all day!

Tyler the creator slid so mf hard!

That man had me outside running miles with him last night. Tired !!

Well while you’re here, i started writing a little lesbian read a couple years ago. Why not post it here for the gays? : www.wattpad.com/story/281696...

Not gonna lie, i love Meg, but we probably could’ve won that election with a different performance choice.

Go for it. I do it every Friday night !

Dej loaf album is surprisingly good.

All the good music dropped last Friday. What’s new?

Follow me if you looking for a mix of philosophy and comedy 🤘🏽

Lmao why does this have a ring to it ?

So is this giving threads, twitter, or Facebook?