Cosmic Horror Daily 💫👻

Memorize it:
2 tbl butter
2 tbl flour
1 cup milk
1 1/2 cups shredded cheese
+ cooked noodles

You will always have yummy mac & cheese in about 20 minutes 🥰

Framed flyer At Bottineau library in Minneapolis. The new Prince library card Hennepin County Library Take me with U Hennepin County Library is offering a special, limited edition Prince library card. Sign up for your first card or replace your existing card. They're free. PHOTO BY HANGY SUNOT, WES Hennepin County Library LET'S GO CRAZY. hclib.org/prince

The librarians are completely caught by surprise by this announcement. The couple next to me at Bottineau came over from St Paul

please enjoy this video I took by accident while trying to swipe over to portrait mode left-handed

Oh my god this little love bug 😭💕 (I am now also begging you all to watch this)

Chicken tendies and crinkle cut fries. Extra gravy, extra ranch. I will always want the thing I feel like I “shouldn’t” have but deep down know it will fix me for at least three weeks.

If I come home despondent, breakfast food heals.

At the heart of every woman she’s essentially a food… figure out the kind… figure out the order and you can live as a god forever

Get ya ears off the charger and listen:

“I don’t know what I want” doesn’t mean I’m not hungry. It means I’m about two inhales from being violently hangry & lack the executive function to navigate a menu. Know what I like to eat and FEED ME so no one gets hurt.

Anyway time to give myself RSI stress crocheting and definitely not thinking about how your best friend can just disappear with vague promises of future apologies and how you’ll still be thinking about it almost four years later like a chump

(I should have stayed logged out of that Instagram account but I had to change the password after someone made an attempt to log in, and I didn’t expect anything to come of that🤦🏻‍♀️😭)

TFW you get jumpscared by a social media notification and spend the rest of the afternoon with your stomach in knots even though you know you won’t be self-loathing enough to look 🫠💔💀

ppl when they see a thin woman: she's hot

ppl when they see a fat chick: basically i'm a hero for thinking she's hot. i'm an activist. i'm pretty sure i can write this hard-on off on my taxes

Thinking about the social stigma against eating fast food in a country where poor people are being starved by the govt, the cost of groceries and fresh vegetables are astronomical, and a cheeseburger at McDonald’s costs $3.50.

“Clean” and “healthy” eating rhetoric is racist, ableist, and classist.

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.

So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”

8 panel comic P1: A title panel; borderless. We see a highly stylised --and decidedly grompy looking-- frog sitting atop a lily pad. The overly exuberant title above them reads "Hello! FREG!" P2: A close up on Freg, as their mouth opens slightly, a look of realisation on their face. The text reads: "Oh! Freg has something to say!" P3 & 4: Back to the POV form the first panel, as Freg gradually hinges open their jaw impossibly wide, almost 180 degrees. P4: We dolly back, as an absolute ream of text spews forth from the open mouth. "Jumping no longer elicits the feeling of sheer joy in me like it did, once upon a time. However, jump I MUST, because what else can I do? You ask my, why, then, would I continue to jump? Dear reader, you may as well ask me the same of breathing." "To not jump is to admit defeat. To give up entirely." P6: We switch to a dramatic low angle, with a fish lens effect, as Freg stares up at the sky, which is filled with cotton candy clouds. P7: Freg --saying "I must away"-- "jumps" off the pad. I say "jumps" because Freg looks like they are simply being dragged by a computer mouse into the air. P8: We end on a borderless panel, far back from the lily pad. The only sign Freg existed are a few ripples in the water around the pad.

hello! freg!

Illustration of a mermaid lifting her drapey hair to reveal a glowing tiny sunfish. She is wrapped with pearls and shells and has turquoise shells, and has a ponytail updo. Other bright sunfish are migrating around. Drawn by gdbeeart/prinnay in Nov 2025

Little Sunfish

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

I mean, whose “predetermined vision” are we even talking about? Because a lot of people with a predetermined vision of what a woman should do and be think that women shouldn’t vote or go to school at all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does it, Amy? Does it really?

“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked you to stop doing that and now we can’t be friends anymore

Biphobia is real (me trying to shake ass at the show, but my keys on my carabiner keep swinging around and smacking my hip)

Biphobua is real (tried to sit in a chair and it immediately crumpled underneath me rather than accept my unorthodox sitting position)

I am definitely thinking about this episode today

(Alt text: two pictures from the sitcom Wings, one featuring characters Joe, Fay, Antonio, Brian, and Roy carrying a giant sandwich, and the second with Joe, Lowell, and Roy standing around the giant sandwich)

This little guy is like the sun lamp for my seasonal depression istg 😭🫶🏼💕

damn Ross maybe you should not Douthat

orange cat on a soft beige mat

someone figured out the heated mat

My favorite comment on the FT story

"So now, tell me again. What do you say if you are very well?"

NO SÉ, AMY. NUNCA HE ESTADO MUY BIEN. CÁLLATE.

Spanish language lesson:
"Do you remember what to say when someone asks, 'How are you?'"
(pause)
"You should have said, '¡Bien, gracias!'"

Well I'd love to, AMY, but I don't want to live a LIE