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Former I.T. analyst. Language teacher. Proud European. From the north west of one country, now resident of the south east of another.

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#GroceriesInASongOrMovie A Lidl less Conversation, a Liddle More Action

09.08.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A few German words spring to mind, including Lebensraum and EndlΓΆsung.

08.08.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Mike Huckerbee - his envoy brief is simply read. 😜

08.08.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, i think if I'd been hospitalised twice after eating meals prepared by an ex, I don't think I'd continue to eat their stuff, and I would probably mention it to my family, especially if they'd had a dinner invitation. But that's just me, I guess.

08.08.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"We can help!"

07.08.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What OpenAI thinks Great Britain looks like. Get ready for a new War of the Roses. 🀨

08.08.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

08.08.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too, but longer ago than I care to admit!

08.08.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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we can sneak around town / hunting working folks down / I hear they got a great benefit plan

join ICE boy ain’t it nice / join ICE take my advice

www.tiktok.com/@jessewelles...

08.08.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6073    πŸ” 2343    πŸ’¬ 279    πŸ“Œ 262

The woman said her daughter was traumatised. I'd be traumatised too if my mother made transphobic remarks in the middle of a clothing store. I hope the personnel dept. of M&S were supportive of their employee, trans or otherwise. What a horrible thing to happen to her.

07.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that the bloke from Lewis that wasn't Lewis, or are we talking about some other a-hole? πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

07.08.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody didn't get the memo about the white tops.

07.08.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck, brother. Rather you than me at the moment.

07.08.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a retired I.T. worker, I'm not in the least surprised. There are many household name companies with modern front-ends but where the 'back-end' is decades old & nobody dares touch it, because the original programmers are long gone & there is no documentation & 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it'.

07.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

07.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing I take from this is she couldn't give a damn about Fritzl's daughter. She had just been struck by the thought that all the prayers she'd been offering up for better grades, nicer hair etc. had probably been a waste of time, because, best-case scenario, God's mailbox was full.

07.08.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Culturally Christian' - I read that as she will follow the rituals, even going to Church, folding her hands in prayer etc. but there's no belief behind it, and probably no genuine 'Christian' values either, such as helping others, not being self-righteous, forgiving others, being humble etc.

07.08.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think she thought she was 'God's gift' and that all good things that came to her were because she prayed for them. Fritzl's daughter prayed but wasn't helped, so either she was a bad person or God didn't exist. The girl had had no opportunity to be bad, ergo... Our Kemi is very transactional.

07.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Song "Tomorrow belongs to me" from Cabaret

Song "Tomorrow belongs to me" from Cabaret

There's something familiar about him.

07.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of thing that European monarchs used to do in the days before they started getting their heads chopped off.

07.08.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If she saw Theresa May in a wheat field she'd be on that phone to the farmer faster than you could say 'cheat!'.

07.08.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By her own words, she stood up in an exam and shouted out that a boy was cheating. If I'd been in that exam room it would have totally broken my concentration. Then she was surprised nobody praised her. It was Nigeria, so the boy's expulsion probably cost him a good beating and maybe his career.

07.08.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wondered what the golden penises were, then realised they are folded parasols.

07.08.2025 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from the film Idiocracy

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho from the film Idiocracy

You Are Here

07.08.2025 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now if they'd said Anakin Skywalker...

07.08.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the idea of putting a base on the moon is fraught with problems, the main ones being how to protect the human body from solar radiation and the long-term effects of low gravity. For mining? How much will it cost to get the stuff back to Earth?

07.08.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I reckon he stole that one off Bernard Manning.

07.08.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They always look extremely unsafe to me - tiny wheels and a high CoG. I know they can't go very fast, but other road users could certainly make a mess of you if you got in their way.

07.08.2025 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my favourites of hers.

07.08.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost certain they're in breach of the insurance conditions, if nothing else, but if the local police 'approve' of people being kidnapped off the streets because of the colour of their skin, then they're hardly likely to bother about the odd traffic offence.

06.08.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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