𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲,
𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲,
𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸
yes, that's irma .ᐟ she's quite silly ── and always looking for a boyfriend .
it doesn't go all too well for the poor woman, though . the last one she was with had ended up being a cyborg working for shredder .
[ 💀 .... ]
i've never thought of it that way, but you're totally right .
they have . i can see that in poor irma almost every week .
[ 😭 . ]
of course he has .ᐟ he and krang were REALLY convinced they were going to win that time .... 💧
🎤 : aren't they all .ᐣ i don't think i've ever met a single boy who was entirely a gentleman .
[ she nods . ]
🎤 : yeah, he did this before, too . at least there's not a roboticized statue of liberty destroying the city this time as well .ᐟ
[ 😭 .ᐣ ]
( + )
you and the turtles will put him out of his pain soon . this isn't the first time he's turned into a super powered version of himself with mutagen, so he won't perish at least .
[ what . 💀 ]
🎤 : isn't he .ᐣ somehow, it's a wonder that he's the gentle soul that raised those four crazy turtles .
[ 💀 . ]
🎤 : no, don't worry . i get it . when you care for someone, you can't help but worry about them ── even if they're on the opposite side as you . let's think of it this way,
( + )
🎤 : they're usually pretty quick to answer the phone .ᐟ the turtles are certainly reliable . and if i can't reach the turtles, splinter ALWAYS answers .
[ she giggles . ]
🎤 : of course, it's nothing .ᐟ shredder will get what's coming to him, i'm sure .
( + )
🎤 : we've got a shredder situation ── how quick can you guys make it up here .ᐣ
....
🎤 : okay, see you in five .ᐟ
[ she closes her turtlecom and turns back towards evelyn . ]
🎤 : good news, they're coming .
[ she gasps . ]
🎤 : that IS urgent . don't worry, i'll talk to them ──
[ she quickly digs her turtlecom out of her pocket . ]
🎤 : turtles .ᐣ come in, turtles .ᐟ
[ it's hard to tell WHICH turtle replied, but it sounds like it was leonardo or donatello . ]
( + )
[ the reporter quickly ceases looking through her purse . ]
🎤 : ... a dangerous matter .ᐣ urgent .ᐣ what's happening ── .ᐣ 💧
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝐏𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 ...
[ april just so happens to be returning from her lunch break, alongside irma, when evelyn arrives at channel six . they seem to talk for a moment, and irma heads inside without april ── the latter is searching through her purse for something . ]
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