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Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party

Report: Only 20 Minutes Until Introverted Man Gets To Leave Party https://theonion.com/report-only-20-minutes-until-introverted-man-gets-to-l-1819576241/

01.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1879 🔁 162 💬 42 📌 31

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

27.02.2026 15:49 — 👍 1711 🔁 295 💬 14 📌 18

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

01.03.2026 02:36 — 👍 10649 🔁 1984 💬 107 📌 82

Screenshot title card from MASH. Episode titled Goodbye, Farwell, and Amen

HAPPY GOODBYE, FAREWELL, AND AMEN DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

28.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm hearing reports that the elderly despotic leader is now afraid to reenter the capital and is attempting to establish a functioning government in a gilded palace located in a remote southern part of the country.

28.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 2301 🔁 416 💬 35 📌 9

Thinking about this

28.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 568 🔁 183 💬 3 📌 6

Presumably, she will be tendering her resignation.

28.02.2026 14:00 — 👍 453 🔁 48 💬 13 📌 1

I wonder if FIFA wants their "World Peace" participation trophy back.

28.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 60 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

Two transgender men sue Kansas government over law voiding driver's licenses “This legislation is a direct attack on the dignity and humanity of transgender Kansans,” Monica Bennett, ACLU of Kansas legal director, said.

Two transgender men sue Kansas government over law voiding driver's licenses

www.advocate.com/new...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

28.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 39 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 25016 🔁 8492 💬 272 📌 308

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img

acefoundationict.org

26.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 4783 🔁 4679 💬 32 📌 59

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

27.02.2026 18:01 — 👍 1424 🔁 311 💬 31 📌 37

A total lunar eclipse will turn the moon blood red on Tuesday across several continents A blood-red moon will soon grace the skies for a total lunar eclipse. There won’t be another until late 2028.

A blood-red moon will soon grace the skies for a total lunar eclipse.

27.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 138 🔁 47 💬 2 📌 10

I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.

26.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 8031 🔁 3590 💬 22 📌 0

Two tuxedo cats play-fighting, one dramatically dodging the other’s paw

Uni dodged Yoru’s attack!
Too cool. Too strong.

26.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 3997 🔁 743 💬 32 📌 17

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 12872 🔁 4771 💬 8 📌 109

watching the pitt is kind of like watching that scene from monsters Inc where sully thinks boo got stuck in the trash compactor

26.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

26.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 3638 🔁 1192 💬 34 📌 20

Adding 40 bpm to a shoegaze song and turning it into 3rd wave emo

26.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

26.02.2026 01:43 — 👍 9375 🔁 4607 💬 234 📌 672

The Constitution clearly gives Congress the power to spend taxpayer funds, and no law allows the president to halt if he feels some US states aren’t being “good stewards” of the money.

In case there’s any confusion on this, the Impoundment Control Act forbids it.

Taxation without representation.

25.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 5970 🔁 1992 💬 157 📌 57

That day will come soon the dinosaurs will die out kids. They can avoid the reaper for only so long......

25.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon

Shh, Boyfriend Doesn’t Want To Talk During Part Where They Blowing Up Pentagon https://theonion.com/shh-boyfriend-doesnt-want-to-talk-during-part-where-they-blowing-up-pentagon/

25.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 973 🔁 56 💬 17 📌 6