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It ain't the War Department until Congress says it's the War Department and until then it's the Department of Defense! So, will everyone on the air please stop calling it that until they do?

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"Alexa, order more popcorn, a case of Blue Moon, and another bag of oranges. STAT!"

My heartrate always stabilizes when I see one of your photos. Thank you!
(Your video of the visit was stunning, btw.)

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Aah, a boy can dream

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@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Hi from the 7th poorest county in PA.
Re: tariff refunds.
How about refunds go to the ppl who paid their full tax bill last year? Oh, and everyone living below the poverty line, too! I'll take mine in a tax credit on my next IRS filing. <Insert harumph here>

"One could do worse than be a swinger of birches."

This is EXACTLY the kind of humor I needed today.
Thank you, Mar🐫!

CARTOON OF THE DAY

🚨🚨🚨 Time Sensitive #AltCitizen assignment!!!!!! Public lands belong to all of us, so please make your voice heard on this so they are preserved for future generations!!!!!!

After gazing at your photos, Michael, I feel so peaceful. My body, mind, and soul thank you!

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Schadenfreudalicious!

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in Cescaland:

Reminiscent of the game my big brothers played with me when I was 5: heads I win tails you lose. My Dad was right, if you live long enough you'll get to see everything twice!

It's a Wonderful Life
(In my defense, I was born and raised in Jimmy Stewart's hometown.)

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Both of them!

Public Service Announcement:

Point, game, set, and match to Hartmann! That concludes Bluesky for today. Please leave in an orderly manner. Thank you!

You're both adorable!

🧊
ICE,
👶

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I wasn't aiming for you.

"Who will bell the cat?"

(iykyk)

Welp, guess I know how I'll be spending the next 2 hours and 6 minutes.