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Michael B. Jordan says he’s pissed he couldn’t see the recent IMAX release of ‘PRINCESS MONONOKE’

“I was mad I couldn’t be there! I was really upset because there was only a 3-day window and I was [busy], it actually bothers me, I need to see it in IMAX.”

(Source: IMAX)

beautiful, crisp green blades of grass completely fill the frame in a pleasant, uniform pattern, interrupted only by an out of focus dog staring at the camera in the foreground.

rented a fancy new camera check it out

this is what is called running a tight ship good work folks

Kevin Roose ‹ @kevinroose • 9h There are a lot of problems with this platform, but the quality of Al discourse here is still 100x better than BI**sky, which is awash in "every ChatGPT query bulldozes an acre of rainforest" level takes. @ 80 2773 • 1.1K The Not So Elusive Dan @_ban_de Interesting, the site where many more awful and stupid people congregate is more Al friendly

upon further reflection I might be wrong

a severance procedure but just for getting the kids ready to go literally anywhere

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

The Patriarchy is so hard on women, it's honestly cruel!

We can't even reward our boyfriends with TREATS for good behavior, without HUNDREDS of people accusing us of being abusers!

Actually NO, I'm NOT "abusing my bf," I've done nothing wrong...This is TEXTBOOK crate training (ASPCA approved)!

It’s rude to tell Europeans to smile. Be cultured. Tell them to skilometer instead

I promise to never be thrilled to announce anything on linkedin

Brilliant. A long thread of comics by @hausofdecline.bsky.social that’s a singular work of art. Dive in!

april fool’s day is christmas for gaslighting enthusiasts

If anything happens to me put ‘smile that could light up a room’ I’d like to be remembered through this massive lie.

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.

I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense

I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...

but honestly I hope severance goes with the three season plan instead of the six one. s2 surpassed s1 for me but I think the best version of this story is in one more season that gives a timely conclusion

unfortunately i think the goats in #severance are going to go the way of the polar bears in Lost: a mystery with a very clear and well-explained answer that will be culturally overshadowed by the question "yeah but what was up with the goats?"

Someone on Tumblr read my mind about the Milchick and Beyonce parallel #Severance

That Severance finale was some damn good television

To err is human
To be cringe, divine

"The LGBTQ+ portion would traditionally have included sections on violence and harassment, the availability of legal gender recognition and freedom of expression. The whole section has been cut, according to the documents."

Reddit post headed "Roomba accidentally saw outside and now I can't delete "room 1" and "room 4" showing a map of the Roomba's picture of the world, which includes an ill-defined patch of outside listed as "room 1" and "room 2"

roomba accidentally saw outside

In the end, these folks -- who spend much of their time on-air raging about liberal snowflakes and the death of masculinity -- just come across as the softest people on the planet.

EVERYONE: 2025 could not get any worse

2025: we’ve made Minecraft into a movie

Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now

what is this "leftists melt when exposed to ideas they dont like" shit. im exposed to ideas i dont like when i catch half an episode of BONES. theres ideas i dont like printed on the side of a chipotle bag probably

Bernie Sanders: "I'm gonna vote no. I think the American people are sick and tired of Elon Musk, the richest guy in the world, running around, slashing Social Security, veterans programs. That Republicans are moving for massive tax breaks and cutting Medicaid ... you gotta draw a line."