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my vow to never let me or anyone else waste my time ever again has given anxiety so crippling ive been wasting more time than ever before

the same fucking thing happened for my orchi, it was so god damn annoying and stressful

every time I enter the greater Boston Cambridge area, the various pressures of the environment around me, make me an objectively worse person in like a disgruntled townie sorta way

name something more American than the closeted tranny dad and the bitch wife who was hot in her 20s

and no, you can't say bald eagle

stinky doo doo pee pee poo poo

oh wow, you use grpc in your horizontally scaled microservice architecture?

i bet you love the citra hops in your nice juicy IPA

not me tweaking on 30mgs of Adderall watching every live video of hiatus kaiyote i could find at 4am in 2018.

the three top paying jobs should be union ironworker, 4th grade teacher, and mailmen.

we should introduce indentured servitude to all tech workers and fin bros of any rank.

nothing has been made pragmatically better since the dawn of e-commerce.

i hate my phone.
it's never on!

i haven't put a new contact into my phone in over 2 years despite meeting more cool ppl now than i ever had in my whole life.

its fun tho. i get to attribute a fun personality to your number.
i see the number.
they all have vibes.

hiatus kaiyote is jazz for gay kids who would have come out of the closet if it wasn't for their parents country club membership

i think my older brother is still mad at me for sleeping with his crush 11 years ago

getting mad pussy in college but only actually cuming like 4 times isnt the cool flex i think it is

dating a man is exhausting.
like how baking delicious bread is exhausting.

furious fighter* dang autocorrect

for 2025 i am going to become a furry

spent all my goddamn soul stones on an endering autism stare that gives cisgendered dykes the ick

im very strong and tactfully minded.

unfortunetly i still dont have enough soul stones to unlock confident top energy so i always lose at wrestling.

weird can mean potentially good btw im just hedging my bets

my complusion to post ass before my 30s do weird things to my body

never forget

almost got into a fight with a zionist at a Chinese restaurant because i loudly commented "those swat members are pussies" on a news recounting of the columbia dorm room siege

ive been feeling very adam jensen "i didnt ask for this" lately.

told some ppl in blops6 with the [LGBTQ] clan tag that they were being kinda annoying

when i said i was trans they told me "no one likes a fake dyke"

when the game ended i received a TOS warning

i am now one more report away from a voice chat ban

texas plates spotted // summer tires detected

she then proceeded to tell me that finding books at thrift stores is so fun and the last book she found at a thrift store was called how to survive your middle-aged crisis as a man

i joked abt being a middle aged man

she asked for my pronouns

i told her she/her but im kindof a dyke

she laughed

buying a podcasting for dummies book as a joke at microcenter

the girl at the register tells me she went on a date with a guy who had a podcast who told her that every night he would listen to his own podcast and journal about how it reminds him of his ex

no cisgendered woman would willing date an audiophile who uses reddit