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she/her | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ | @offsidenewsco.bsky.social | smug marner fan | hater first and foremost | β€œnormal, just sad” yanoforsure.substack.com

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spotify!

26.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i've been listening to this all day and yeah no definitely hasn't impacted my state of mind not at all

26.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

26.02.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6129    πŸ” 1244    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 71

"those accounts" being the official accounts of the white house. that you so cheerfully went to. crazy stuff

26.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damn that's crazy

26.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The best part of the Team USA cleanup effort today was Tage Thompson explaining he wanted to go to the White House because he'd never get that opportunity again in his life. A very honest assessment of the Buffalo Sabres unfortunately

25.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 274    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7

fuck that bald bitch

25.02.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

De-escalation
De-armament
Detente
Detroit

24.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is this part of the treaty of versailles i missed. continued punishment of the german people

24.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t like deferring to β€œwow these guys are fucking stupid” bc it removes agency and their active choices but holy FUCK these dudes are fucking stupid

24.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel and the U.S. Men’s Hockey Team Deserve Each Other These Olympics were joyful and uplifting. Then the FBI director showed up.

Kash Patel got his Make-a-Wish. You paid hundreds of thousands of dollars so he could cosplay as a gold medal winner with his hockey heroes. Dream weekend, very happy he could live out this fantasy @slate.com slate.com/culture/2026...

23.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
Email to USA Hockey

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

23.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 18931    πŸ” 3112    πŸ’¬ 546    πŸ“Œ 557

brady tkachuk on a generational β€œlosing the will of the people” run

23.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Drop Pass: February 23, 2026 A hockey newsletter from Offside News Co.

Another week, another edition of The Drop Pass πŸ—žοΈ This week, @dancekatrina13.bsky.social and @yanoforsure.bsky.social reflect on the men's ice hockey gold medal game from opposing perspectives: buff.ly/Iq2uRI8

23.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Does Brady support Canada becoming the 51st state?
2. Does Brady support current ICE operations?
3. Does Brady support the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti?
4. Does Brady support the concentration camps by ICE?

23.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I have absolutely been guilty of this myself but I think we need to stop excusing hockey players behaviour by dismissing them as dumb. They know what is happening, they just don’t care.

23.02.2026 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s no where near the worst part but the laughing at the women’s team who just achieved the exact same thing as them is an extra little irksome moment in all this like these guys are just such losers

23.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
21.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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gold medal game prep

21.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LET THE CURLERS FIGHT

13.02.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's my baby! that's my star!

13.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ή

13.02.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

olympian mitch marner. sidney crosby linemate mitch marner. i'm feeling violent.

12.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like a good time to bump this

12.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

third line connor mcdavid. the kind of greed they talk about in the bible

12.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm like horrifically late to his work but i loved this so much i immediately borrowed everything of his my library has

12.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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6. between the world and me by ta-nehisi coates
man MAN one of the greatest pieces of writing i’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. damn.

12.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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RCMP say 10 dead in school shooting in Tumbler Ridge, BC Six victims were located dead at Tumbler Ridge Secondary School, while another died on the scene, according to the RCMP. The suspect was found dead at the school from what appeared to be a self-inflic...

We have removed our story about today's school shooting in Tumbler Ridge from behind the paywall. Updates will be coming here:

11.02.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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BREAKING: 10 dead, including suspect, after school shooting in Tumbler Ridge, B.C. - Nelson Star RCMP original suspect believed to have been found dead, police determining if 2nd suspect involved

Awful news from Tumbler Ridge, B.C. A shooter has killed 7 at a school, 2 others at a residence, 2 suffered severe injuries, and 25 were injured. RCMP say the shooter was killed. Developing story here:

11.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

tonight’s win was for radical left, the marxists, the anarchists, the agitators, the looters

09.02.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0