Jennie Fuchs 🏜️ 🚌 📦

Idk if you follow “Weather is Happening” but they post chaotic weather forecasts for greater Boston with “REPENT” plastered all over them and that’s been helping me get through this 😆 (pride flag profile pic so it’s like the opposite of arguing natural disasters are caused by queer people)

If you “too chaotic no thank you’d” my last post: I’m gonna get almost 2 feet of snow again

What would I do without WEATHER IS HAPPENING

Not repent

Not enough

I love my colorist DANG

That’s what I meant! :)

“I will not allow this propaganda to impact Americans’ access to care that has been approved by all major medical and mental healthcare organizations worldwide.” Dems need to start talking about policies that are obviously good like policies that are obviously good.

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

“Oz even suggested replacing in-person obstetric care with AI-guided devices.

"We can use robots to do ultrasounds on pregnant women. You take a wand, you don't even see the image—you just get digitized insights that tell you whether the child's OK. And frankly, I don't have to see the image.”

I want those guys out of my games even more than I want this sim horse out of my fae polycule’s home gym.

Sorry, Kushner and Saudi Arabia bought EA and now the Sims is releasing an expansion where… you stick to your family’s values and extort people to increase the value of your own name and have lots of nepo babies?

Horchata has been getting in fights, but we learned he wont start shit if he’s wearing a little sweater

I wasn’t personally embarrassed by the patriots performance, but THIS

Maura no

I recently had something arrive in my town’s post office where it was SWIFTLY sent to a very small town in the mountains of New Hampshire where the tracking was updated to “available for pickup at the post office”

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

A white cat holding a toy and looking all cute at the camera

This little dumbass committed praise fraud at 3am by walking into the bedroom, picking up a tweeting bird toy that was already in the bedroom, and announcing his victory shouting “WOW. WOW. WOW.” while holding this toy in his mouth. Horchata, please.

This is exactly how I feel as a Bostonian who no longer has to worry that a parade is gonna ruin my commute later this week. I can finally relax and focus on the video essays!

Aw man, I was really hoping we wouldn’t get any points at all

Proud New Englander & Bostonian and I hope the pats get absolutely destroyed. Their private plane has been used for deportations. They charter private planes to make flights harder to track. Fuck ‘em!

The irresistible neurodivergent urge to read busses out loud when they say something novel and not just the usual “LIMITED STOPS” “NO STOPS” or “OUT OF SERVICE”

Two busses with “Go Pats” and “Not in Service” signage

Tonight I said “Go Pats!” out loud followed immediately by “I’m so sorry. I don’t believe that. I was just reading the bus” 😞

URGENT CAT PHOTO REQUEST: my 3 year old nephew has exhausted my phone’s collection of cat photos please send more

The houses that understood the assignment and shoveled for a walkable neighborhood are all the gayest witchiest houses.

Many houses don’t shovel from the path to the crosswalk, and most of the houses that did shovel to the street on the corner shoveled perpendicular to the crosswalk- funneling people into the busier street with no crosswalk or stop sign.

People shovel like the point of shoveling is to allow someone to pace outside your dining room window. One house did a great job shoveling the sidewalk in front and on the side, but didn’t connect them.

I’ve lived in the greater Boston area for my whole life and I don’t know one New Englander posting about the Patriots right now.

Lovestruck Books in Cambridge, MA too

At this point I’m not even mad that they let me down- I’m mad on my father’s behalf because he still wants them to see reason.

The family I refused to invite to my wedding has all either been real quiet since their posts about how charlie kirk deserves respect or they’re actively posting that Good deserved to be killed. It really gives me hope when people change their mind, but that side of my family is hopeless.

If you’re not from New England you might not know this, but Maine has been begging people to move there. They desperately need workers and have been trying to shorten the time it takes for asylum seekers to start working. They sent ICE to Maine BECAUSE Maine needs them.