Tom Harris

Following the same manual as that ICE guy, by the looks of it. You absolutely have to wear an SS style coat this season to look “tough on immigration”, nothing weird about it at all.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Blimey! I had wondered why we never hear from Shakey these days and it's presumably because he doesn't need to work.

Fuck, is that really true?

YouTube video by PinkJazzTrancers They Might Be Giants - Birdhouse In Your Soul (The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson 04/03/1990)

This just turned up in my YouTube algorithm, so it’d be rude not to share.

This is perfectly emblematic of the approach under Starmer.

Responding to a by-election defeat with proposals which are:

1. Morally wrong
2. Will make your political situation worse
3. Are going to be very, very difficult to sell to the PLP

The local elections in May will be catastrophic for Labour. There will be a short window of time directly afterwards where the PLP can seek to replace Starmer. If they fail to replace him, I reckon that will be the end of Labour's chances of recovery.

that top DOD officials spent the entire day feuding with a tech company and the boy scouts before launching a war in the middle of the night should probably inform your opinion about how well planned and executed this will be

PIGMAN A ZX Spectrum style tribute game. Mash input for 10 seconds and chase the high score.

40 years ago a friend at school told me about a game, a game so weird and insane I've spent 40 years thinking about it, and I've been totally unable to track it down so instead I've made a tribute. Please help me find the original.
rob.b3ta.com/pigman/

And you're wanting to buy them in the UK?

How much do the screws cost?

I know this helps no one, but I grew up in the Tory shires, live in London and work in a university. I’m married with children and a mortgage and am mildly left wing. I would have thought that, these days, either the Tories or Labour might be attempting to get my vote. They are not and it’s weird.

Falls in Zukunft mal jemand aus der Generation Klimatod fragen sollte, ja, wir alle haben gewusst, was passieren wird. Es war den Ölpest-Lifestyle-Wählern von CDU und afd nur scheißegal.

Sod Hello Fresh. What I want is a weekly delivery of fried potato and maize based crisps and snacks that is both plentiful and delicious.

Screenshot Facebook-Posting Joachim Paul AfD: “🔵 Er ist auf dem Weg, der Patriotentrunk! Mehr erfahren? Am 28. Februar (Sa.) sind wir mit einem Info-Stand auf dem Jesuitenplatz in Koblenz, ab 11.00 Uhr.” Mit einem Video einer sich drehenden Dose eines Mannes in einer Haltung, die nach Toilettengang aussieht, der eine Krone aus dem Koblenzer Stadtwappen in Händen hält

Ausschnitt mit Rückseite “Weißwein Schorle” Weinhaltiges Mischgetränk, hergestellt aus italienischen Weinen in Deutschland. www.drinkking.de

Ich muss gerade ein wenig lachen. Von der AfD Koblenz gibt es ab Samstag für Menschen mit kahl geschorenem Kopf den “Patriotentrunk”.

Echt patriotisch im Weinanbaugebiet an Rhein und Mosel mit 65 Prozent italienischem Wein.

Do the Galton and Simpson jokes end now? Please?

YouTube video by ITV News New Green MP Hannah Spencer delivers victory speech

Have a listen to Hannah Spencer’s acceptance speech and treat yourself to some happy tears in the morning. For a change.

youtu.be/eDiHqHRgCAI

“We’re not the party of racism, btw the Muslims cheated”

Ah man, this is good fun.

A cat on a sofa

Percy cat

Far canal. I haven't thought about Why Don't You for donkeys' years. There should be more regular reminders about it having existed!

Reform UK’s Matt Goodwin will not face sanctions over byelection leaflet error High court judge accepts material distributed without legally required imprint due to inadvertent printing mistake

UK election laws are a fucking joke.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Downfall meme, with Hitler (who looks surprisingly like Peter Mandleson) screaming "Lindsay Hoyle! Lindsay fucking Hoyle!" If you thought you saw me post this three seconds ago with Lindsay spelt in the different ways despite there only being two of them in the caption... No you didn't.

This is fucking hilarious! Everyone in the British Virgin Islands knew Mandy was planning on absconding there!!

Happy birthday, George Harrison!

Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.

How does he sleep at night?

Jenny, congratulations! Stick!

A collage of nine images featuring prints, a cushion, a mug, a T-shirt and a phone case.

I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment.
Take a look at my wares and please repost.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thanks!