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ACAB includes Emil Jimenez. #mets #LFGM

HOW DARE YOU CANCEL RESIDENT ALIEN YOU UNCULTURED FUCKS.

GET BENT

Congrats to Stephen Colbert for never bending the knee.

Stephen Colbert is a profoundly good and deeply talented man with a great staff and an excellent show. They all deserve better.

CBS pulling the plug on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert well before the Midterms is probably just a wild coincidence.

A screenshot from the US version of the TV show The Office. Michael Scott is being gently held from behind by a Holly Flax.

me at the coldplay show

Hosted @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social in Washington today!

The color coordination wasn’t planned. 😂🌹💫

I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:

Jurassic World: They Just Evolved into Tiny Birds, We’re Closed Now

Palette cleanser post:

Nice one, Mets. 👏

Okay back to the fight.

99% of commercials are so surreal. Nobody lives like that. If you are living in this happy, barbecue-having fantasy world, you are a fucking asshole.

Also goes for anybody who’s still buying shit off of Amazon. STOP FUNNELING YOUR MONEY TO THAT ASSHOLE.

Breaking: per FEMA sources Kristi Noem was responsible for THREE DAY DELAY in deploying search-and-rescue in Texas

Fire her. Blood on her hands.

Easy. Don’t shop there anyway, they don’t pay their workers

Girl was probably panicking because she doesn’t know empathy and how to use it

MOM’S MEALS. Now it’s Futurama telling the…well…future. (Although from the creators of the Simpsons)

MOM’S MEALS….RFK JR MADE AOME FUCKING SHITTY MEAL PLAN CALLED MOM’S MEALS. No one correct him.

I worked in the suites of MSG for 5 years. The horror stories I could tell you about that fuck-face.

Ice get a young pregnant Women
Hawthorne, Ca

Sandy Hook parent says tragedies are inherently political: “You may not believe in climate change, but insurance companies absolutely do.”

I peaked in 2019. This trivia app went under though so all is lost. I have only this post to remember it by.

Trump having a UFC fight on the fucking lawn of the White House on July 4th is literally a scene from Idiocracy. Like verbatim. I can’t anymore.

Disassociating the holiday away by marathoning the Irish show Derry Girls. 🇮🇪

Jews of NYC…notice how Trump didn’t apologize when he “didn’t know (🙄🙄) what “Shylock” meant?

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social would never, he KNOWS BETTER. Don’t vote for people down on the same level as Trump; his cronies Adams and Cuomo.

Zohran respects you and your right to exist.

WE’VE DONE BEEN WORRIED

EARF

If government is allowed to break the law during emergencies. They'll CREATE emergencies to break the law.

Welcome back Car Schmitt

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And that awesome adaptation of Bloodrayne 😬

Is he holding his baseball bat? 🙄