Samalytical

Right, I'm going to bed now.
When I wake up Geoff Keighley better not have done anything too stupid, and Ben Starr better have done something incredibly stupid!

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We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever do!
And it may well be, given all the horrifying mutated inmates knocking around this prison.
A very festive experience continues as we go further into The Callisto Protocol
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Art for Kena: Bridge of Spirits. The main character Kena is on the right hand side of the image, she has black hair tied up in a bun and a wooden staff with a glowing blue gem inset in the tip. On the left is Sam, sat with his head in his hands looking up smiling at a black sprite with large eyes sat on his head. He is surrounded by a number of other sprites with varying headwear. Including a mushroom, clovers, a cowboy hat, a feather and a party hat. The logo for the game is written in white glowing font above them

Straight into a Boss Encounter now, no warm-up or anything... Why does this keep happening every time we play Kena: Bridge of Spirits?
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Just seen a comment on an Instagram post saying "I swear your whole business model is getting people to click through to your site"

.... Yes, yes that's how it works

Oh hey I know that guy...

Super excited and hyped up to have been accepted into Cosmic Hearts!
Can't wait to do some good with some awesome people! 💜

I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is i forgot my breakfast as I was walking out of the house this morning.
The good news, is I did not forget my can of White Monster TM

It's fucking dark outside at 2.30pm... The automatic lights have gone on!

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🍄Tue 7pm
Straight into a boss fight once again in Kena: Bridge of Spirits

🧟‍♂️Thu 7pm
Pseudo Christmas Dead Space continues in The Callisto Protocol

🦴Sat 2pm
We made a suspicious amount of progress last week in Roots of Pacha... This can't continue, right??

Sam looks cold in the corner with an annoyed face. There is snow streaking across his face. In the background there is a large flaming tower with an angry-looking crowd gathered around it and a man addressing them with open arms

The community voted, so it's time for what I am sure is a very chill and festive experience as I play, for the first time, something called... "Frostpunk"?
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It you!
You may also be in my top emotes...

Twitch Recap for 2025 showing t

Also guess I couldn't get enough of @paulstl.bsky.social @arandomelle.bsky.social @coelrunnings.bsky.social @nyybeats.bsky.social and @ravenalternative.bsky.social

(overall I need to watch more streams next year I think though)

Twi

Oh it's Recap time is it?

#TwitchRecap

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Once again, Twitch Recap nails my aesthetic

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🍄Tue 7pm
Will I finally pronounce "Kena" correctly first time? Doubtful...

🧟‍♂️Thu 7pm
Xmas Dead Space is back in spirit, we start The Callisto Protocol!

❄️Friday First 7pm
Chat voted we chill, hope I'm not being Punk'd! Yes, it's Frostpunk!

🦴Sat 2pm
Further attempts at planning in Roots of Pacha

Happy December to all who celebrate it!
Remember the most important thing about the season, the cut off for Spotify Wrapped has passed so you can listen to whatever the hell you want

Totally non-peer reviewed or data backed observation: But based on my extensive observation today, card shows have an above average number of gingers per capita

Art for Broken Sword Shadow of the Templars Reforged, with the title in the right hand corner. A blonde man and a brunette woman with tanned skin stand in the middle holding a map and a camera respectively. In the left top corner there is a clown in the clouds looking a tthem menacingly. The backdrop is PAris. Sam has his face photoshopped on to a goat making a grumpy expression, standing on the right hand side of the image.

It's (potentially) the end of Broken Sword tonight!
Let's (maybe) find out what these templars are up to, and whether the American on holiday will ever stop sticking his nose in? (Doubtful)
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We're Back! For the last week of November! (Howww?!)

🍄Tuesday 7 PM,
More Kena! More Nature! More Hats for the Cute Fluffs!

🔎Thursday 7 PM
It's all coming together in Broken Sword... I think?

🦴Saturday 2 PM
We should probably start dating in Roots of Pacha... If I remember socialising is a thing

*Scream*

A screenshot of a Facebook post where a person named Andy ask the Well now “What the hell is transgender?” The Royal Canadian Air Force account response with “That’s a pretty big question asked in a pretty small way, Andy. ‘Transgender’ putting describes someone whose gender – who they know themselves to be – doesn’t match the sex they were assigned at birth. It’s not new, and it’s certainly not a fad. People have lived this experience for as long as people have existed; we’re just finally talking about it openly. You don’t have to fully understand it right away, most learning takes time, but we can always start from a place of respect. That’s how decent folks handle things they’re still getting used to.”

Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…

You know it has been a while since my last tattoo...

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The adventures of "Random American tourist who witnessed a crime and then decided to solve it himself instead of letting the local police do it" continue now!
That is to say, More Broken Sword!
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Once again, I have played a couple of years old game on stream and multiple people have gone out and bought that game.

I really need to work out some way to pitch this retroactive influencing skill...

The vending machine in work had an error on the card payment service so I resorted to going and eating an apple instead.

Now it's working again... I feel like I've been manipulated

Sometimes I sit and wonder what people I used to watch all the time on the internet are up to these days.

And then I remember that's a bad idea to Google and get on with my day...

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Short week this week, blame my friend moving house!

🍄Tue 7pm
Kena heads deeper into nature to find more cute fluffy things, and maybe heal nature or something

🔎Thu 7pm
Spain or Syria, Nosy American on holiday decides where next on his extrajudicial investigation in Broken Sword

❌SAT
NO STREAM

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Damn they've spelt my name wrong every single time in the streamer awards nominations.
One time they spelt it "CaseOh_"

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Staring down the barrel of the infamous Goat Puzzle, I don’t know the solution, so let's work it out together in Broken Sword!
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An AI image of a woman. The text reads "AI Girls don't say no" The logo of the website candy.ai is at the bottom

CW/ Sexual Assault

Yeah tell me again how AI is the future and is good for humanity?
Most AI bros are exactly the people you think they are.