HillbillyAl

Cleaning your keyboard is a humbling experience

I'm the type of person who always knows what day it is. Wednesdays. Thursdays. Mondays. Even Saturdays. I'm always right every time.

Humbling

Imagine if the calculator app did a yearly recap. Calculator Summed Up: 2025. Your top three most used numbers were: 100, 24, and 67. Your favorite operation was: Multiplication! Tap here to download your history.

Weird racist people: "I'd rather watch Kid Rock because he speaks English!"

Kid Rock: "Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up jump the boogie"

It was already too far when they went after Trans rights. It was too far when they demonized Diversity. It was too far when they spread lies and slurs about Autism. It was too far when they gutted Education. It was too far when they eliminated Foreign Aid. Our humanity has gone too far.

This just isn't normal. It's not normal to open your social media on a weekend or turn on the tv and watch a person die. Alex Pretti was killed in cold blood, and predictably, our government is lying about the facts, painting him to be a violent terrorist. He wasn't. The video doesn't lie.

I'm not a person who wants to be making political posts. I don't even really have a platform to speak to. I want to play video games and have a boring life. But I can't just sit by and watch more and more people get murdered by our government and stay silent. ICE should be abolished.

I've literally never seen a barber video on the internet that wasn't ragebait.

The lies in this country are insane. Renee Good, in fact, saved that ICE Agent's life. His piss poor decision making turned that vehicle into a deadly speeding weapon. Her last act was turning the wheel away from him, PREVENTING him from being injured. Her last words were, "I'm not mad at you."

I should be winning every time. This game is unbalanced.

I mean, what are they supposed to do, NOT use bows?

Steam reviews be like:

NOT RECOMMENDED
-893 hours played

I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.

LOL, what are they smoking at the White House, and what are they smoking at IGN. "Two betrayals." I want off the ride now, please.

23 flavors? ✅️
24-25 flavors? ❌️

Dr. P flew too close to the sun on this one.

These are great for when you're craving a Dr. Pepper, but want it to taste like shit.

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Get excited, we're doing one of these again. I've been busy and have some fun stuff to show off. See you Sunday night!

Everyones talking about the raptor tomorrow. I cant wait. Dinosaurs are very cool and theyre finally almost here. I hope theres a pterodactyl and a triceratops.

I already can't stand how comfortable people are using Chat GPT to do their thinking, but when they call it "Chat GBT," it makes me die a little inside.

You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.

Why is it a social etiquette to knock on a public bathroom door AFTER trying the handle and finding out it's locked? Do you have to hear a response from someone inside before just going to another toilet? How could that possibly benefit anyone? I will never understand the logic there.

If you're taking too long and there's a huge line, the self checkout should kill you.

If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you.

If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you.

No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?

Superhero: "If you don't stop destroying New York City soon, Dr. Death, you'll leave me no choice but use my REAL power to MAKE you stop."

NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"

You should check out a puzzle game called Lingo 2. I had the same experience of thinking about it while lying in bed every night until I beat it. Lingo 1 is also really good, but the second one really stepped it up.

Detectives in every True Crime documentary:

"This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."

Top 5 contributors to the world's plastic pollution:

#1. Coca-Cola

#2. PepsiCo

#3. Nestlé

#4. The water bottles on the floor of your car.

#5. Unilever

Tap. Hit. Bang. Pound. Crush. Crack. Split. Smash.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the euphemisms for having sex keep getting boulder.

I saw a headline about Norman Reedus' son getting arrested, which I haven't really looked into the details of. But the important thing is I also learned he named his son Mingus.

Mingus Reedus. That's crazy.

We almost had Silksong, Deltarune, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2, Metroid Prime 4, and GTA 6 all come out in the same year. Half life 3 confirmed?