abby woj

“If you jump off a cliff, you’re in free fall. Let me try jumping off a cliff and I’ll tell you if I feel weightless” -student in my dynamics class

“That’s an interesting discussion” -my prof

The Bills and Yellow Jackets are both undefeated, I have a caramel iced coffee, it is sunny and 65° out, fall break starts tomorrow night. I love autumn :)

bro said I’m radio rebel

There was no fortune in my Panda Express cookie. I write my own destiny or something poetic.

So sick of modern engineering problems caused by 60-year-old technical documents written by a bunch of men who couldn’t organize their notes properly :’)
Women in STEM come on we need more pretty technical reports ✨💅

Holy shit wish I had snuck over there. Hope you had the best time!!! They’re amazing live :D

A bit I guess. Did a lab just to find out I was off by a factor of ten. Currently redoing it :’)

I know I’m a college student, but I feel like I’m cosplaying as one as I eat ramen in my Tech hoodie at midnight

I too feel like this after downing a caffeinated drink of choice 😌

next time I try to have espresso and black tea after 8 pm remind me I have school in the morning 😵‍💫

My hairdresser stole my gender again

Shoutout to the actor at the Renne Faire who shouted “this man’s name is written on the Epstein scrolls! What shall we do with this man?” Prompting myself and some people in the area to respond in a chorus of “HANG HIM!!”

Also why was he at the farmer’s market today 💀 the lovely vendors who sold me strawberries and dried flowers and pasta sauce today do way more for this community, stop pretending you’re one of us

“Keep smiling. Encourage your friends and confuse your enemies”
-a customer today as they left my register

forgot how good chocolate pudding is. life is worth living :)

I have been WAITING to yap about deltarune to someone!!! None of my normie coworkers play 😭 I’m ~ 2 hours into chapter 3 but I won’t spoil. The art? Love it. The dialogue? Hilarious (though I think I liked ch 2 more). The music? Whimsical. The friendship/character dev is wonderful in ch 2 too :D

Please don’t call minimum wage employees by their name unless they have introduced themselves using the aforementioned name 🙏 You don’t know me like that and I am weirded out every time!

Watching Sean Ryan debate issues he knows very little about for the Buffalo mayoral election 🤡 girl please stop

Tucker says hi :)

August-May: gotta lock in gotta lock in
May-August: gotta clock in gotta clock in

matching with your best friend of 15 years on Her for the bit. small towns have no queer people 😞

An upgrade from my frog bucket hat swept away last year!

Lfg 😎

Trying to decide which stuffed animal to bring home for the summer is like choosing one child to save and forsaking the rest for 3 months 💔 Weighted duck is coming through TSA. Goodbye stuffed bees, frogs, and octopi :’)

My materials exam had the word “feature” in one question and my brain wouldn’t stop repeating “the creature feature. Featuring: the creature” until I crossed the word out 💀

nav north fire alarm at 3:30 am during finals week is diabolical (everything is ok now, excluding my sleep schedule)

Me trying to lock in:
The Jonas Brothers, living rent free in my head: “he said I’ve been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived underwater”

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but as it turns out not a rocket’s 😔 This was a really awesome lecture :D It’s a shame that the pretty lights are horrendous for efficiency pretty much anytime except launch

there’s an axolotl at the front door! is that what the welcome sign is there for? <3