I perhaps just invented a new word, and said it on air: “swaggage”
23.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“It’s important to win baseball games”
16.08.2025 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎶Guess who’s back….back again…. Ruben’s back….with T Mac, in the booth, in the booth, in the booth, in the booth na na na 🎶
#Phillies
14.08.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two pearls of wisdom I said tonight before the game even started:
-The Phillies should swing at pitches in the strike zone
-Ranger is a good pitcher because he knows how to pitch
12.07.2025 01:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Phillies should score like that more often.
10.07.2025 01:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I sound like shit tonight (yes, more so than usual).
25.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
T Mac liked my “pretty tall company” joke about Altuve. Kruk isn’t the only one who can be a riot in the booth.
25.06.2025 00:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you tuned in late to today’s broadcast, I called an anemometer a wind chime.
31.05.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I realized earlier when T Mac was talking about the Brewers logo that I like “Brew Crew”, so I’m going to say it a few hundred more times this weekend.
30.05.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yours truly is in the booth this weekend. Please hold your applause.
#Phillies
30.05.2025 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Michael B commented that T Mac was impressive for flying back and forth cross country to attend his daughter’s graduation then back to call the weekend Phillies games. Ben Davis said “and boy are his arms tired” people say Kruk is funny but he doesn’t come out with gems like that.
25.05.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve said some stupid shit but I’ve never rambled on for two innings about a can of oxygen like my pal Ben Davis has been doing.
#Phillies
21.05.2025 01:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me wearing an ugly sportcoat, pinkish with thick blue lines, and a neon blue tie. I have my typical stupid-looking (RRF) resting Ruben face
As if my voice and commentary wasn’t bad enough….
17.05.2025 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ben Davis is hard to listen to…
17.05.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Do they use the pitch com to make the call to the pen?
14.05.2025 23:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I inadvertently threw some good shade at the Cowboys. The stump the fans trivia question was which team in each of the big four had the longest championship drought.
My answer for the NFL was the Cowboys. 😬 Go Birds
#Phillies
10.05.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
To the members of the Ruben fan club, and to the two members who aren’t my wife and kids, yes I’m back on the broadcast for this week! Thank you for your support
#Phillies
06.05.2025 22:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Phillies need to score some runs here, Tom.
28.04.2025 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m sure I’m in the minority with this take because that’s how I roll, but the kars 4 kids jingle is quite catchy. I like it.
23.04.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When I’m right, I’m right
19.04.2025 20:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“We had a threesome but didn’t ask him to join”
18.04.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Friday night City Connect game at CBP with yours truly in the booth and Ben Davis in the well. You Phillies fans have hit the trifecta tonight.
#Phillies
18.04.2025 22:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
“What a dope”
~Me, talking about myself, bottom 8th on 17Apr2025
17.04.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m particularly unbearable during today’s Phillies game.
17.04.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If you’re watching a Phillies game and hear me repeatedly say “he’s just one pitch away from getting out of this inning”, keep in mind that eventually I’ll be right.
#Rube’sanalysis
16.04.2025 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Hopefully he can get that rhythmic stroke going”
~Me
#Phillies
15.04.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
As a former GM myself, I can attest to the fact that interest plus interest equals more interest
14.04.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You rang?
14.04.2025 23:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Phillies should consider bringing Taijuan in from the pen only when they’re in need of a pickoff.
14.04.2025 23:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🎶Guess who’s back, back again, Rube is back, tell a friend, guess who’s back guess who’s back guess who’s back na-na-na 🎶
I know y’all missed me.
#Phillies
14.04.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
