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Rhywle

@jozzf.bsky.social

Kinked dustball, stuck on a pale blue dot. Is it 42, or ''just some beans, sire''?

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An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar.

The 1st orders a beer.
The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of what he ordered"
The next says: "I'll have 1/2 of that..."

The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says:
"I get it, but you need to know your limits."

01.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 470    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4
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On this morning's walk: Parasol Lily

01.03.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On this morning's walk: Blood Lily 🌸

01.03.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On this morning's walk: March Lily 🌸

01.03.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Venom lineup! Which one stole your purse!?
The nicely proportioned Marvel Legends (updated release)? The oddly blueish SHFiguArts? Or the enormous new MAFEX?

THEY ALL ATE YOUR PURSE

Venom lineup! Which one stole your purse!? The nicely proportioned Marvel Legends (updated release)? The oddly blueish SHFiguArts? Or the enormous new MAFEX? THEY ALL ATE YOUR PURSE

Tongue head comparison. Not shown is MAFEX easily winning every head matchup and having way more heads

Tongue head comparison. Not shown is MAFEX easily winning every head matchup and having way more heads

Venom back shot. Pork Grind is here to judge.

Venom back shot. Pork Grind is here to judge.

Harley rides the Venom Carnival Experience because she is a figure that was out and within reach.

Harley rides the Venom Carnival Experience because she is a figure that was out and within reach.

V3NOM

01.03.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know a lot of my followers here don't care about this topic, but the SLS+Orion boondoggle really riles me up. Like 'em or hate' em, SpaceX and Blue Origin have better, cheaper, and newer heavy lift capacity to do a safer and efficient sustained lunar presence. SLS is outdated and dangerous.

01.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting tomorrow, you can watch fish traffic via an underwater camera livestreaming from an Utrecht canal. If you spot waiting 🐟, you can ping an operator to open the Weerdsluis lock gate & let them through. Highly recommend this for easing elevated stress levels, or if you just like helping fish

01.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6
The view out a window during sunset. The sky is exploding in shades of vibrant pink, orange, yellow, blue, and lavender. There are a couple of lights from street lamps in the foreground, and trees all around. The image is hazy, suggesting blurred lines or boundaries, or uncertainty about what is being seen.

The view out a window during sunset. The sky is exploding in shades of vibrant pink, orange, yellow, blue, and lavender. There are a couple of lights from street lamps in the foreground, and trees all around. The image is hazy, suggesting blurred lines or boundaries, or uncertainty about what is being seen.

the line between feeling lost
and losing yourself

23.01.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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VincentπŸ’–

"The windmill is no more; the wind continues, however."

Vincent in a letter to Theo
Self-portrait,1886
oil on canvas

20.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ukrainian air defense operators watching other countries struggling to take down Iranian Shaheds

01.03.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2394    πŸ” 432    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 37
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Morning all.

Photograph by Harry Gruyaert, Ireland, County Kerry, 1983.

01.03.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
Two scientists look at a monitor attached to a large apparatus consisting of pipes, tanks, vessels and hoses. 

The first scientist says
"I don't get it. The reaction is running perfectly, but we can't account for 7% of the heat."

The other says
"Have you Asked the Professor?"

The first replies
"We're not supposed To disturb him when He's in his office."

 On the other side of the apparatus, one of the pipes goes through a wall into another room where it warms the water for a hot tub in which the professor relaxes.

Two scientists look at a monitor attached to a large apparatus consisting of pipes, tanks, vessels and hoses. The first scientist says "I don't get it. The reaction is running perfectly, but we can't account for 7% of the heat." The other says "Have you Asked the Professor?" The first replies "We're not supposed To disturb him when He's in his office." On the other side of the apparatus, one of the pipes goes through a wall into another room where it warms the water for a hot tub in which the professor relaxes.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

28.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 922    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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The 9 KC-46As that went to Ben Gurion.

All came direct from the eastern U.S.

27.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 104    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Demonstrating their bumbling incompetency.

27.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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From the ForAllMankindTV community on Reddit: They are not trying to beat the Expanse prequel allegations Explore this post and more from the ForAllMankindTV community

Good point.
That's so cute.

(Once again, For All Mankind is not and never will be an official prequel to The Expanse. But the creators of both shows know each other and give each other nods.)

27.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
USS Bradford.

USS Bradford.

USS Bradford

USS Bradford

USS Bradford

USS Bradford

John Marshall Jones as Nelson Bradford

John Marshall Jones as Nelson Bradford

Introducing the USS Bradford!

There was a 1943 Fletcher-class destroyer USS Bradford (DD-545), but Nelson Bradford is an Air Force Major General, then Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff in For All Mankind Seasons 2 & 3.
Very advanced design, but that's okay. That's part of the fun of this show.

24.02.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

It remains an unofficial connection (easter egg), but there is a clear thematic link between these two shows.

24.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
View of the Solar Orbiter spacecraft facing the scorching Sun.

View of the Solar Orbiter spacecraft facing the scorching Sun.

There is a paradox at the heart of Solar Orbiter.

On one hand, we wanted to take the closest ever images of the Sun. On the other, the closer we'd go, the more damaging the light we sought to collect would become.

Discover how technology solved that paradox πŸ‘‰ www.esa.int/Science_Expl...
πŸ”­

27.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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North Texas dinosaur park at center of fight over massive data center A sprawling data center proposal sparks growing backlash in North Texas.

www.chron.com/life/wildlif...

27.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

Number 79 in #SezFunFacts series where I give you true trivia to distract you from the fact the world is turning to shit.

Starbucks care about the planet so much that they only allow their CEO to commute to work 3 times a week in their private jet.

But they have paper straws. In plastic sleeves...

27.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Where tf am I

26.02.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
A vibrant promotional image for the Homeworld Remastered Collection depicts a fleet of capital ships and smaller vessels maneuvering through a brilliant, orange-hued nebula filled with glowing light and asteroid debris.

A vibrant promotional image for the Homeworld Remastered Collection depicts a fleet of capital ships and smaller vessels maneuvering through a brilliant, orange-hued nebula filled with glowing light and asteroid debris.

Homeworld Remastered Collection was released 11 years ago today.

Note that this remaster of the first two games was released 11 and a half years after Homeworld 2. Time for the reremaster? 😁

25.02.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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How long could Earth microbes live on Mars? Searching for past or present life on Mars is the sole driving force behind every mission we send to the red planet, from orbiters to landers to rovers. However, there remains a concern in the scientific community about Earth-based microbes hitching a ride on Mars-bound spacecraft, also called forward contamination. The concern is potentially mistaking Earth microbes for Mars life or that Earth microbes potentially influence samples of Mars life we might find. While NASA is dedicated to mitigating it as much as possible, could new methods help determine how long Earth-based microbes could survive on Mars and alleviate concerns about forward contamination?

How long could Earth microbes live on Mars?

26.02.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now RDM just need to get their ESG sorted, and clean up that bloody filthy closed off beach of theirs in Somerset West.
Supposed to be a MPE, nogal 🀬

26.02.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of two cats sitting on a roof ledge, one either side of the top of a ladder. Both are looking down. The caption reads: You were right...People don't land on their feet...

Image of two cats sitting on a roof ledge, one either side of the top of a ladder. Both are looking down. The caption reads: You were right...People don't land on their feet...

Feline experimental scientists

28.06.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two fishermen on the beach with a backdrop of a wave in the aquamarine ocean and a dramatic cloudy dark sky.

Two fishermen on the beach with a backdrop of a wave in the aquamarine ocean and a dramatic cloudy dark sky.

#photography #nature #Fishermen #BeachLife #Goedemorgen

26.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
tree with smooth white bark and striated wood visible inside

tree with smooth white bark and striated wood visible inside

Look at this tree! It looks like it has skin and muscles

26.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard your mom is an expert at identifying wood

26.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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