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Guys what if Sara and BBM are secretly lovers but their families don't agree (also due to L*sa Marcos 🤮) and the reason why Sara hired an assassin is so they can commit double self-unalive (and maybe fake their death so they can live a peaceful private life 🥺❤️💚)
09.03.2025 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Did you get the votes?"
"Yes Madam Leni"
"Impeach the bitch"
"Something happened, they actually impeached Sara"
"The Senate will acquit her, nothing ever happens, all in"
OFW Votes Donald Trump to Get a Free Flight Home
30.01.2025 20:36 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
PhilRice, OpenAI Introduce AI Generated Rice to Lower Prices
30.01.2025 20:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sara Duterte Hits 3000-Day Streak on Duolingo Mandarin
30.01.2025 20:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Leni Robredo Hit With Backlash in Her New SALN Release After Failing to Declare Prime Real Estate Within the Minds of Uniteam Voters
30.01.2025 20:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Marcos Claims So-Called Blank Items in 2025 Budget Were Accidentally Typed in White Font
30.01.2025 20:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OPINION: Trump should rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to its rightful name
29.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Local Mother Dies of Shock After Tricycle Charges Her a Fair Price
29.01.2025 16:10 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Supreme Court Acquits Politician’s Infant of All Crimes They Might Commit
29.01.2025 16:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Bill Supporting PH Citizenship For Judas Passes, Lawmakers Say He Will Not Betray Us
29.01.2025 16:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
VP Duterte, Romualdez Fight Over Button That Steals 50% of the National Budget
29.01.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DSWD unveils Economic Stimulus Plan: Make everyone poorer to qualify for 4Ps, Akap
29.01.2025 15:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
BBM challenges Duterte, ends drug trade in the Philippines by using all the cocaine in the country
29.01.2025 15:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bong Revilla suffers massive blow to campaign due to injury preventing him from dancing to budots
29.01.2025 15:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Duterte accidentally shelves Philippine Constitution as Non-fiction
Duterte accidentally shelves Philippine Constitution as Non-fiction
27.01.2025 19:22 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Philippine Space Agency Announces Mission to Locate Missing Confidential Funds by 2040
Philippine Space Agency Announces Mission to Locate Missing Confidential Funds by 2040
27.01.2025 19:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
VP Duterte Denies Trying to Hire Luigi Mangione, Says 'Some Things Are Better Done Personally'
VP Duterte Denies Trying to Hire Luigi Mangione, Says 'Some Things Are Better Done Personally'
27.01.2025 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Marcos Says VP Duterte Holding a Knife Behind His Back is 'Nothing to be Worried About'
27.01.2025 19:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
NTF-ELCAC Releases 'Are You a Communist?' Quiz, 90% of Participants Fail
27.01.2025 19:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Philippines Files Restraining Order Over China's 'Unwanted Advances'
Philippines Files Restraining Order Over China's 'Unwanted Advances'
27.01.2025 19:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DOH Ranks Cellphone Use as Leading Cause of Diarrhea, Flu
26.01.2025 13:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Public School Celebrates Arrival of New Textbooks Only Ten Years Outdated
26.01.2025 13:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Nutribunia Bulletin is now on Bluesky!
26.01.2025 13:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0