Gary Sussex

Disappointing article: only one reason proffered when I'd thought of about a dozen just in the course of reading the headline

"Global Entertainment Brand" is still "laughing with", right?

AI Trump can't be far away

I guess all great works of literature reflect the interests of their authors 🤔

They're also blundering, damaging idiots. Admittedly, quite nice with it...

Counterpoint: Wombat Kemi

Current status: watching Mansfield Town to feel something

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond (but speaking personally, I might start watching them again if they made this change)

DHS announces updated risk level guidance of "Whatevs"

Sounds like a Lena Lovich B-side so probably has a chance

I hope the Pentagon don't have this technology

I doubt a red-brick like Brum is admitting many UG entrants without A-levels so this is presumably a pop at lower-level institutions, subtext "reduce the size of the sector"

Boating

Like Clemenza said, relegation gotta happen every few years to get rid of the bad blood

Can't wait to hear from next season's manager, "Of course, Sincil Bank is never an easy place to play"

No longer any point arguing about whether or not we're going down: the players have already made up their minds

Tottenham still failing the Don't Stink challenge

I want us to win but I'll be satisfied tonight if we don't stink

I have. And The Trials can begin now, as far as I'm concerned

Bowling three deliveries two yards wide of off stump and then slamming down a yorker on middle is shithousing

A "50-storey whopper" is an excellent description of our Nige

Think the plan was simply "same as Venuezuela" (they're not that bright). Decapitation and immediate replacement with a cowed and sympathetic substitute failed - but they had no Plan B, so now they're thrashing around hoping something turns up

Tbh, I think it probably does

They prefer to harbour a grudge

Under caution

Not liking that word "dead"

And the ukulele?