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@parisinbmore.bsky.social

open source stuff: swiftlang and kubernetes are my main jams pedestrian sea/sjc/bwi was parisinbmore on fka twitter fix your hearts or die. drum and bass saves lives.

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dude poops on a golden toilet and we are supposed to believe him when he says prices aren’t expensive??

06.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m still stuck on how a license is even a thing when copyright doesn’t exist? damn i should have kept going in that college program lol

06.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omggg i can 3d print little things for the house haha love that you got this

05.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i like 2 because of the framing

05.03.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(original post was about age verification laws)

04.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

envious - say hi to @karenchu.online

04.03.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

internet speeds that fast at home felt a little bit like AI now - wild wild west. my stepfather kept saying how this was going to revolutionize the world. i got so much joy from wiring up the neighbors that i did the cisco high school ccna training program that was also beta testing that yr.

04.03.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG YEsSSssssssss

i owe my career to being under 15 using linux, america online, forum chat rooms, comcast@home beta testing in my neighborhood in 96 sheesh

04.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s just not ok. none of this is ok.

04.03.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we went from β€œask to take a picture” to full blown citizen surveillance in ten seconds in our lifetimes

04.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think everyone needs a class on consent these days

04.03.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

heyooo ex catholic here

03.03.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

03.03.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6978    πŸ” 3156    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 48

broken clocks are right twice a day!

03.03.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i regrettably helped to create these systems 16 years ago under advertising.com which was eventually sold to aol then verizon. we did this under the guise that the internets information would be free. all good intentions can lead down a dark path. i do feel a lot of pain here.

03.03.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can just say things.

28.02.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4668    πŸ” 1314    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 98

β€œIf Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24

β€œI’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24

28.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6615    πŸ” 2055    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 99

Iran and Saudi Arabia are supposed to play each other in the World Cup in Seattle this year...Iranian tourists are already banned and both sides are already complaining cuz it's our scheduled Pride match. That'll be interesting in June...

02.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m an hour into marty supreme and wondering where the plot is? what is happening

01.03.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning and welcome to the month where Seattle opens the only light rail line across a floating bridge anywhere in the world.

01.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 15

i’m excited!!

01.03.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just can’t fathom that we are at the nancy mace era and people voted for that shit

sci fi stuff like parallel dimensions starts to make more sense when you think about how far off you are from other people’s values and morals. the cycle of hurt is just so bad.

01.03.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think you can opt out when you’re surrounded by armed men

01.03.2026 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

AI seems like a perfect tool/solution for dems to rewrite weekly impeachment papers. write one today, use it as a template, agent that rewrites it weekly based on headlines alone.

01.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

01.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4895    πŸ” 928    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 51

there are rules for you but not for them

01.03.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like fed hill was a hot spot last night and remains one; take care of our city yall

01.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

peeps in the city are saying fed hill last night sightings everywhere FYI for all baltimore people reading the comments.

01.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s the internet detectives take on the samantha guthrie missing mom situation? everything i read in the headlines seems to have almost no info; just keeps repeating the missing night stuff.

01.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

baltimore fam:
1 i’m sorry
2 let’s go- talk to everyone you know about this today, get the priests to read this at church, make it a topic at lunch/brunch/sunday dinner πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

01.03.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0