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voters told the democrats to move left. the democrats moved down instead hoping that would be close enough. it wasn't. now they're saying they're going to try moving up instead.

it should be illegal to have a car with more than 5 inches of ground clearance. if you try to drive up a curb it should tear your oil pan clean off

"you see it was allegorical, matthew was trying to teach us about surplus labor value"

marigolds attract aphids, not repel

does germany really make you pay fare evasion fines on the spot? isn't that a recipe for corruption

3. not literally a gutter

[ralph wiggam voice] i'm a operator

what's up with people who get mad when dogs pee in their yard? do they spend all day telling at people? do they think that's normal

correct, I thought it would be more fun to illustrate what not doing proof of payment actually looks like

people will really be like "you believe in free busses? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, proof of payment" and then make everyone line up single file to pay as they shuffle past the bus driver

what if a quebecois man was italian

california is 40% farmland

"You are Sydney Sweeney working as a Subway Sandwich Artist and you are furious that I had the audacity to come in and try to order a sandwich"

you're not the real za/um

i know the freedom flotilla is largely symbolic, but i can't help but wonder if they would be more successful with a stealth approach. go in with no ais, no nav lights, no radar reflector, no diesel engine, don't even announce the trip until after the fact

stop posting about the jeans lady. do you rubes not understand how advertising works

one time at&t forgot to send me a bill for six months and I got scared that I would get in trouble somehow so I told them about it 😔

a price is not a way of rationing scarce goods, it is a way of hoarding them

the dlr is not actually light rail. or are you talking about the croydon tram?

circle line

idk why they're always going on about straight men being incels. it's not like women are suddenly all lesbians. the real issue is that they have built a society that is so crushingly alienating that nobody has any kind of relationships sexual or otherwise.

...garfield?

yes

s/Bielefeld/Delaware/g

Essen, the city of "brother, why is it called that?"

sorry i know it's only wednesday, but the masses of men really do lead lives of quiet desperation, don't they

I think it's mainly that european buildings tend to have better insulation, more thermal mass, and large windows with external shutters or awnings to block out the sun

[voiceover] fly me to the moon