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mid 30s - he/they - genderfluid - 18+ only Communications specialist by day. Disaster Bi night. I eat inconsistent lore for breakfast. This is where I dump all my fandom brainrot (esp FFXIV). Occasionally NSFW ๐Ÿ˜‰ Orion @ Balmung | Taliesin @ Malboro

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hey, did you know that apple's text recognition doesn't work on my writing? that's fun. that makes this really fun to do

ok where was i

ALT TEXT TIME

3-panel comic of clark kent on the phone with lex luthor

PANEL 1

clark in his office cubicle. it's a mess, there's notebooks and a coffee cup and sticky notes on everything. 

clark: and another thing--i distinctly remember saying NO CRIMES.

lex: (over the phone) it's--ok, i don't want to start a fight, here, but we did not agree to 'no crimes.' we agreed to fewer crimes.

clark: lex.

lex: crimes of a less destructive nature

clark: LEX.

PANEL 2

lex in his office, being accosted by harley who is climbing on top of him to listen to his phone conversation. they are both sitting on the couch. the joker is behind the couch, sort of trying to stop harley but mostly looking tired

lex: yes, CLARK, what is--OW! would you get off me?

harley: what's he sayin'??

clark: (over the phone) is that--are they there RIGHT NOW?

lex: NO. that's the, uh. washing machine.

clark: in your OFFICE?

joker: (in background) harley, honey, let's leave lex alone

harley: (in background) i just wanna know what they're sayin!

PANEL 3

closeup of clark on the phone, rubbing his forehead

lex: (over the phone) yeah, it's

SFX: CRUNCH CRONCH

lex: ...look, if you want a better lie, you're gonna have to call me back. there's a hyena eating my desk.

clark: oh, my god

CRUNCH

joker (or lex, the speaker is unidentified): bud! stop that!

SKRRRNK

hey, did you know that apple's text recognition doesn't work on my writing? that's fun. that makes this really fun to do ok where was i ALT TEXT TIME 3-panel comic of clark kent on the phone with lex luthor PANEL 1 clark in his office cubicle. it's a mess, there's notebooks and a coffee cup and sticky notes on everything. clark: and another thing--i distinctly remember saying NO CRIMES. lex: (over the phone) it's--ok, i don't want to start a fight, here, but we did not agree to 'no crimes.' we agreed to fewer crimes. clark: lex. lex: crimes of a less destructive nature clark: LEX. PANEL 2 lex in his office, being accosted by harley who is climbing on top of him to listen to his phone conversation. they are both sitting on the couch. the joker is behind the couch, sort of trying to stop harley but mostly looking tired lex: yes, CLARK, what is--OW! would you get off me? harley: what's he sayin'?? clark: (over the phone) is that--are they there RIGHT NOW? lex: NO. that's the, uh. washing machine. clark: in your OFFICE? joker: (in background) harley, honey, let's leave lex alone harley: (in background) i just wanna know what they're sayin! PANEL 3 closeup of clark on the phone, rubbing his forehead lex: (over the phone) yeah, it's SFX: CRUNCH CRONCH lex: ...look, if you want a better lie, you're gonna have to call me back. there's a hyena eating my desk. clark: oh, my god CRUNCH joker (or lex, the speaker is unidentified): bud! stop that! SKRRRNK

yet another set of comic pencils. someday, i might go back and finish one of these (i will not)

30.10.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And here is the Little Free Library World Map: littlefreelibrary.org/map/

30.10.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 544    ๐Ÿ” 386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
thancred slumped on a bench

thancred slumped on a bench

congratulations to everyone who has been transferring their period cramps to Thancred! It has finally worked.

27.10.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 577    ๐Ÿ” 230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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27.10.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 125    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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seraphic poise.

#GPOSERS | #WaywardStars | #Viera

06.07.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 240    ๐Ÿ” 102    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been on and off SNAP benefits for over a decade and had no less than two jobs at any given point in this time lmao (lamenting my ass off) but also like. IDC if ppl receiving benefits aren't working, they still deserve food

27.10.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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merinien

26.10.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pen and colored pencil sketch of Aymeric from Final Fantasy XIV. He is dressed down in a loose shirt, his arms folded down in front of him as he looks expectantly at the viewer. He is blushing and his lips are parted, as if he is enamored with the person in front of him or perhaps waiting for a kiss.

A pen and colored pencil sketch of Aymeric from Final Fantasy XIV. He is dressed down in a loose shirt, his arms folded down in front of him as he looks expectantly at the viewer. He is blushing and his lips are parted, as if he is enamored with the person in front of him or perhaps waiting for a kiss.

#inktober day 26

Ser Aymeric ๐Ÿ’™ he looks very kissable hehe

#ffxivart #aymeric #aymericdeborel

26.10.2025 08:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Digital painting of Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of a Kingdom, inspired by the painting The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel.

Digital painting of Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of a Kingdom, inspired by the painting The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel.

rage is a quiet thing

06.06.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6419    ๐Ÿ” 2070    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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average alphinaud fan pipeline

25.10.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My heart cannot handle the roller coaster that is #campaign4 ๐Ÿซฃ

#criticalrole

24.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.

illustration of the "eight of cups" card from the upcoming Vampire's Tarot. The image shows a vampire in a long cream gown ascending a stone staircase. Eight brass cups trail behind her in the dark water and there is an eclipse in the sky.

Eight of Cups ๐Ÿท

23.10.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5842    ๐Ÿ” 1378    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

FINALLY cracked the initial plot hook for the D&D campaign I'm planning!

23.10.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fighting the urge to just chop all my hair off by myself, pandemic style ๐Ÿ˜…

22.10.2025 12:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ever get stoned and pick up a trashy gay romantasy and the next thing you know, you're 200 pages in and it's midnight? Yeah me neither... ๐Ÿ‘€

21.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

20.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9484    ๐Ÿ” 2652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 96    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

i just make sure my colors are print-friendly first and foremost and treat screens as interestingly applied photo filters

20.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The plumeria(?) on the lapels is such a cool touch! Love it!

19.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Illustration of custom WoL with a peaceful expression, hands folded over one knee.

Illustration of custom WoL with a peaceful expression, hands folded over one knee.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR...Raih'a's nameday!!! He turns 10 today...the good vibes today are his present..!!!! ๐Ÿฅบ #FFXIV

18.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 829    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A PRECIOUS LIL WARRIOR!

Sorry I had to doodle him in this wee knight get-up! I love it!

#shmiart #FFXIV #FFXIVART

13.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1014    ๐Ÿ” 464    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Rhithin in a Galatea based outfit

Rhithin in a Galatea based outfit

Galatea attire coming out reminded me that i drew this like 2sec after we saw a preview of the boss back then lol
dreams do come true

18.10.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 859    ๐Ÿ” 213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"KNOW YOUR PROTEST RIGHTS
You donโ€™t need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you donโ€™t need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as youโ€™re not obstructing traffic or access to buildings.
When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police.
If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries.
If you get stopped by the police, ask if youโ€™re free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away.
If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Donโ€™t sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present.
If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that youโ€™ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney โ€” no matter your citizenship or immigration status."

"KNOW YOUR PROTEST RIGHTS You donโ€™t need a permit to protest in response to breaking news and you donโ€™t need a permit to march in the streets or along sidewalks, as long as youโ€™re not obstructing traffic or access to buildings. When you are lawfully present in any public space, you have the right to photograph anything in plain view, including federal buildings and the police. If you believe your rights have been violated, when you can, write down everything you remember, get contact information for witnesses, and take photographs of any injuries. If you get stopped by the police, ask if youโ€™re free to go. If they say yes, calmly walk away. If you get arrested, you have a right to ask why. Otherwise, say you wish to remain silent and ask for a lawyer immediately. Donโ€™t sign, say or agree to anything without a lawyer present. If you get stopped by a member of the military or any law enforcement office at a protest, you have the right to remain silent or to tell them that youโ€™ll only answer questions in the presence of an attorney โ€” no matter your citizenship or immigration status."

If you're taking to the streets to protest today, know your rights.

18.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3283    ๐Ÿ” 2183    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
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#FF14

16.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1092    ๐Ÿ” 613    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Full size portrait of Strahd from Dnd, a nice and friendly vempire who's really easy to fight, morphing into a cloud of bats.

Full size portrait of Strahd from Dnd, a nice and friendly vempire who's really easy to fight, morphing into a cloud of bats.

I'm still really happy with my Strahd illustration for #Dnd, so, you know....I'll repost it ;)

17.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 381    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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There's an illithid parasite in that corpse. You should take a look.

17.10.2025 08:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 188    ๐Ÿ” 82    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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first flower of winter โœจ๏ธ

16.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ๆฐดๆปด็Ÿณ็ฉฟ ใ€‚

#worldsserpent - #gposers - #aura

17.10.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
NSFW artwork of a transmasc artist naked on the couch, distracted from his work by a demonic being railing him from behind.

NSFW artwork of a transmasc artist naked on the couch, distracted from his work by a demonic being railing him from behind.

Crop from a comic page. Flaym is naked and laid on top of a pool table. The other panel shows a close up of his twitching t-dick. The speech bubbles say "Like I said ... it's your turn to be spoiled."

Crop from a comic page. Flaym is naked and laid on top of a pool table. The other panel shows a close up of his twitching t-dick. The speech bubbles say "Like I said ... it's your turn to be spoiled."

My transmasc OC Flaym bound, in a pillory, legs spread wide with writing on his body "Property of Azur" "Free cumdump" "use any hole" "fuck slut" "insert anything" "use me". He's got cum all over him and is surrounded by my other demonoid OC's cocks

My transmasc OC Flaym bound, in a pillory, legs spread wide with writing on his body "Property of Azur" "Free cumdump" "use any hole" "fuck slut" "insert anything" "use me". He's got cum all over him and is surrounded by my other demonoid OC's cocks

Cropped, colored drawing of Zelda, Link and Ganondorf (all trans) having a threesome. After getting caught watching Link and Ganondorf, Zelda got invited to join and gets sucked off by Link while Ganondorf watches.

Cropped, colored drawing of Zelda, Link and Ganondorf (all trans) having a threesome. After getting caught watching Link and Ganondorf, Zelda got invited to join and gets sucked off by Link while Ganondorf watches.

It's my birthday! โœจ May I ask for a repost?
I'm Mue, a transmasc, bi artist who likes playing with OCs, favorite characters, kink, transgressive themes, and the occasional comic ๐Ÿ’œ

From Oct 17 to Oct 20, sign up for my $5 tier and get 2 months for the price of one!
artbymue.com/Subscribestar

17.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 578    ๐Ÿ” 222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Prometheus #Hades2

11.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 473    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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