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NEVER A SENSIBLE VOICE IS THERE? THANKS

LOOK AT THEM GO THE SKIVING BASTARDS

I MEAN TO BE FAIR THE WORD WOMEN HAS A MEN IN IT AND YOU CANT WRITE THE WORD WOMEN WITHOUT MEN BUT ALSO NOT WITHOUT WO AND EN AND OME AND YOU CAN'T SPELL WOMEN WITHOUT THE WORD OMEN OR THE WORD OM OR ME OR WO OR EN IN FACT WITHOUT WOM OR WO FOR THAT MATTER OR THE LETTER O OR E OR N OR W OR M THANKS

WHY IS SHE TAKING HER SHOE OFF WAIT DONT TELL ME IS SHE GOING TO CLOBBER THE UNSUSPECTING VACCINEE WITH HER SHOES SO THAT THEY DONT NOTICE SHE IS ALSO INJECTING THEM WITH WHAT IS CLEARLY BLOOD OF A MIGHTY APE I KNEW IT SHE SEEKS TO GIVE SOUL OF MIGHTY APE TO US ALL HELP ME JESUS THANKS

IM SORRY TO HAVE TO REPORT THAT IT IS IN FACT JUST YOU BECAUSE THE POSITION OF MANY-SIDED SHAPE NAME HAS ALREADY BEEN FILLED BY THE WORD "POLYGRONDEDRONON" SORRY BUT THATS A FACT AND IM JUST A MESSENGER DONT LIKE IT TAKE IT UP WITH NASA THANKS

PLEASE DON'T APOLOGISE

PLEASE ENSURE THAT THE TOILETS ARE NOT IN ANY SORT OF ENCLOSURE AND JUST OUT IN THE OPEN SO THAT WHEN YOU'RE POOPING PEOPLE CAN OFFER SUPPORT AND KIND WORDS OF TENDERNESS AND CARE DURING THE EVENT AND SHARE IN THE SUCCESS THIS WILL BRING THE COMMUNITY TOGETHER ANS PROMOTE HEALING JUST AN IDEA THANKS

WHO DOESNT ENJOY THE ODD TOOTH-THEFT NOW AND THEN THANKS

I HAVE SEEN A CORNERED ANIMAL AND NOTICED SOMETHING USEFUL SEE WHEN THEY ARE SQUISHED INTO A CORNER THEY BEGIN TO MOULD THEIR REARS INTO THE SHAPE OF THE CORNER WHICH MEANS THAT WHEN THEY COME OUT THEY HAVE CORNER SHAPED BACK ENDS WHICH MAKES FOR EASIER AND MORE CONVENIENT STORAGE THANKS

PEDESTRIAN IS REALLY RUINING THE VIBE IN THIS PICTURE THANKS

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING THANKS

I LIKE TO SPREAD TEETH ON MY BUTTERED BREAD TO ADD A SPECIAL BIT OF CRUNCH TO IT AND IF IM FEELING FANCY I MIGHT ADD A BIT OF SOAP IN A RANDOM LOCATION ON THE BREAD FOR AN EXTRA SPECIAL SUPRISE THANKS

WHAT IS CLEAR IS THAT THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF HINGES IN BRITISH POLITICS THE QUESTION IS HOW TO WE ISTALL MORE HINGES IN THE DYNAMIC AND WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HINGES JUST MY OPINION THANKS

HI TO BRUCE MY BROTHERS NEW PUPPY THANKS

WHY DO THEY LOOK UNREASONABLY HAPPY I KNOW IF THE BLOODY WIND BLEW MY HAT OFF ID BE BLOODY ANNOYED AND UPSET AND NOT HAPPY LOOKING AT ALL THIS IS THE MOST TOTALLY UNREALISTIC REPRESENTATION OF A VIOLENT WIND SCENARIO FEATURING CLOTHES THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN THANKS

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY FOOT AND MOUTH WAS A PROBLEM ITS AN EASY SOLUTION JUST DONT EAT THE FEET AND MOUTHS OF THE ANIMALS AND THERE YOU HAVE IT THE PROBLEM GOES AWAY AND YOU WONT GET HERPES LIKE YOU WOULD IF YOU ATE THEM THANKS

A JETPACK WITH NIPPLES THANKS

GEN I YN BAROD DIOLCH

STRANGE THING FOR A PERSON WHO LIMITS REPLIES TO POST BUT OK THANKS

NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS BUT GLITTER IS A CONTRACTION OF THE WORD "GLUTIOUS-GLITTER" WHERE THOSE "IN FASHION" WOULD PURPOSELY EAT METAL SHAVINGS IN ORDER TO POOP SPRAKLES WHICH MADE THEIR WAY INTO FOOD AND BEAUTY PRODUCTS SO CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE CELEBRITY POOP REMNANTS JEALOUS THANKS

IT CAN MEAN MANY THINGS SUCH AS DRESS A DOG UP AS A LITTLE WAITER, OR SEND OUR TROOPS TO DIE ON CHRISTMAS ISLAND, OR TO EAT A BOWL OF HOT PIPING PISS, OR THE OPTION TO TALK TO UNCLE JERRY.

THE CHOICE IS YOURS

AND THEN DO A SH*T BY THE STOVE.

PERFECT 👌

SHE WILL PROBABLY EXPERIENCE TURBULENCE IF SHE FLIES TODAY OMG ROFL LOL LMAO

WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBS ON ITS SHOULDERS ASKING FOR FRIEND AND NOT COMPLAINING THANKS

HELLO THIS IS AN ENGLISH SPEAKING PLATFORM SO YOU MUST SPEAK ENGLISH OR GO HOME THANKS

HELLO THIS IS BRITAIN SPEAK ENGLISH OR LEAVE THANKS

THANK THE LORD FOR DEAR PRESIDENT TRUMP FOR HE IS CLEARLING AWAY THE WARS YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL AND BE ON YOUR KNEES THANKING HIM FOR STOPPING THIS WAR THANKS

NO THANKS

WE ALL LIKE BOOBIES THANKS

MAYBE THEY WERE SUPER BASTARD DOGS WHO WOULD EVISCERATE GAZA ON CONTACT SO IS WISE THAT NEWS SHOULD KEEP THEM SEPERATE PLUS GAZA IS OLD NEWS NOW BUT DEVIL DOGS ARE GOOD BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES DOGS AND IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS SO STOP COMPLAINING AND FORGET GAZA FOR 27 SECONDS AND ENJOY SATAN DOGS THANKS