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video games are pretty cool ngl "Likable, dumb, and capable of attack" might be nsfw ๐Ÿ”ž

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Evil Ryu

06.12.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1541    ๐Ÿ” 536    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

likely place for samus to explore

05.12.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2072    ๐Ÿ” 681    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

At about $60K that's about 128 million graduate team indie games, at $150K about 500,000 small indie games, at $300K about 250,000 mid-size debut indie games, or at around $950K about 110,000 indie games by a team of more experienced devs.

There are a total of 110,000 indie games on Steam.

06.12.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1941    ๐Ÿ” 623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Miss Anemia 1997
@bitegavemepowers.bsky.social
Metroidvanias are either Protestant or
Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant.

Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard.
Cause it's Catholic now.
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM

Miss Anemia 1997 @bitegavemepowers.bsky.social Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now. September 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM

21.10.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 578    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Known outdoors enthusiast
#Voxandraw

03.12.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 282    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon

30.11.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2819    ๐Ÿ” 1090    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28
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What a great headline

28.11.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40744    ๐Ÿ” 11319    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 300    ๐Ÿ“Œ 280
26.11.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9147    ๐Ÿ” 3044    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Donโ€™t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, aโ€“ PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, Iโ€™m reallyโ€“ PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think Iโ€™m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think weโ€™re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess thatโ€™s okay. PERSON 2: Itโ€™s all I wanted.

Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Donโ€™t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, aโ€“ PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, Iโ€™m reallyโ€“ PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think Iโ€™m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think weโ€™re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess thatโ€™s okay. PERSON 2: Itโ€™s all I wanted.

Fifteen Years

xkcd.com/3172/

26.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11642    ๐Ÿ” 2444    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 291    ๐Ÿ“Œ 240
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happy birthday @aurahack.ca !!!

25.11.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3197    ๐Ÿ” 462    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A screenshot from Celeste. Madeline stands by a memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb up Celeste Mountain.

A screenshot from Celeste. Madeline stands by a memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb up Celeste Mountain.

happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live ๐Ÿ’œ

20.11.2025 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10344    ๐Ÿ” 4437    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
Preview
Do No Harm, by Jamie Paige, Marcy Nabors, & Penny Parker 2 track album

๐Ÿ’ฟ EP RELEASE!! ๐Ÿ’ฟ

๐ŸŽน Do No Harm (Atrial Mix)
๐ŸŽธ Do No Harm (Ventricular Mix)

By me, @jamies.page, & @snapcube.gay

OUT NOW

shadolith.bandcamp.com/album/do-no-...

20.11.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 699    ๐Ÿ” 398    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
17.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4386    ๐Ÿ” 2549    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

the best way to get out of an extrinsic game that you find yourself still playing despite disliking is to just force yourself to miss an event in-game. if you're the completionist type it's an extremely fast way to sever yourself from it

17.11.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1244    ๐Ÿ” 647    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' 
The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross.
The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

17.11.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38121    ๐Ÿ” 8499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 163    ๐Ÿ“Œ 95

It literally has a disclosure on its Steam page. It didn't "slip through", man. You tried to charge people for a thing that's got slop in it and they're mad.

I have an extension to add a pop-up on the Steam page for it but I really think it should be by default top-of-page.

17.11.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1280    ๐Ÿ” 427    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: Itโ€™s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I donโ€™t get the biggest one, Iโ€™m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I donโ€™t install more whirling spike clubs, Iโ€™ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: Itโ€™s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I donโ€™t get the biggest one, Iโ€™m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I donโ€™t install more whirling spike clubs, Iโ€™ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

14.11.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9793    ๐Ÿ” 2749    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117    ๐Ÿ“Œ 154
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Mimiku

30.11.2024 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3383    ๐Ÿ” 1351    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Mood

09.11.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11063    ๐Ÿ” 3882    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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A quick Luluโœจ #ffx

09.11.2025 09:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5598    ๐Ÿ” 1825    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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me 3 days before releasing our most ambitious animation project ever

06.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4393    ๐Ÿ” 814    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Lebanne

06.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5180    ๐Ÿ” 1541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Lauma #GenshinImpact

06.11.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2913    ๐Ÿ” 515    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

05.11.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10882    ๐Ÿ” 3266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
This does not, however, mean that Mamdani has Aftermathโ€™s unilateral support in perpetuity. Even with a winning grin and the miraculous ability to, for example, talk with their hands endlessly and somehow not annoy me, politicians are not our friends. The second they take office, it is our job to hold them accountable. If they step out of line โ€“ if they go against the will of the people who elected them โ€“ they should not know a momentโ€™s peace. Inevitably, because our political system is little more than a series of corrupt backroom handshakes, Mamdani will fail us one day. Maybe it will be over something relatively small, or maybe heโ€™ll reveal himself to be a different person than we all thought he was. Regardless, while it will be tempting to parasocially leap to the defense of the nice man from all the videos, that wonโ€™t help anybody. Politics is neither a game nor a popularity contest; itโ€™s a fight. Know your allies and know your enemies.

This does not, however, mean that Mamdani has Aftermathโ€™s unilateral support in perpetuity. Even with a winning grin and the miraculous ability to, for example, talk with their hands endlessly and somehow not annoy me, politicians are not our friends. The second they take office, it is our job to hold them accountable. If they step out of line โ€“ if they go against the will of the people who elected them โ€“ they should not know a momentโ€™s peace. Inevitably, because our political system is little more than a series of corrupt backroom handshakes, Mamdani will fail us one day. Maybe it will be over something relatively small, or maybe heโ€™ll reveal himself to be a different person than we all thought he was. Regardless, while it will be tempting to parasocially leap to the defense of the nice man from all the videos, that wonโ€™t help anybody. Politics is neither a game nor a popularity contest; itโ€™s a fight. Know your allies and know your enemies.

now the real work begins

05.11.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 322    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humpty Dumpty is the story of how a girl's egg cracked and the entire combined might of the patriarchy (all the king's horses and all the king's men) couldn't keep her in that egg shell

04.11.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 294    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

04.11.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3203    ๐Ÿ” 766    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 78

Youโ€™re a โ€œleftist?โ€ Hold on a minute. It says here you used to offer โ€œrunning lessonsโ€ in EverQuest where youโ€™d convince newbies to /follow you and run them directly into a goblin cave to harvest their gear. I donโ€™t seem to remember Marx mentioning that in Das Kapital

04.11.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2239    ๐Ÿ” 375    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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iโ€™m too lazy to use this but i feel like iโ€™m cooking here

04.11.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10147    ๐Ÿ” 2473    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 87    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83

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