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Suze

@simonesays.bsky.social

A Leo specializing in reality tv, wine and being dramatic.

216 Followers  |  199 Following  |  41 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024
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I always pick the wrong line when I get gas at Costco πŸ˜…

18.01.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let me watch The Traitors before it get spoiled for me

17.01.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNo.” - the office

14.01.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m glad to see Doechii finally getting her flowers

04.01.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next year I want to be on a beach for new years

31.12.2024 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rearranged my living room and it looks so much better πŸ€—

27.12.2024 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BeyoncΓ© is just *wipes tears*

25.12.2024 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Beauty!

24.12.2024 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait to see what BeyoncΓ© does on Wednesday. Like I actually feel like a kid on Christmas this year πŸ˜…

22.12.2024 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Salt Lake City Housewives is perfection. The ladies are WORKING this season πŸ˜‚

21.12.2024 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. A concept

21.12.2024 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right! So cute and great quality

18.12.2024 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If everyone is too good for Coach, how come the bag I want is always sold out?? 🧐

18.12.2024 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whew I’m so triggered by the Handmaids characters πŸ˜…

15.12.2024 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Honda Pilot will run you off the road with the kids smiling at you in the window

10.12.2024 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a mini dachshund soo badly 😫

09.12.2024 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way I fell asleep after one mimosa earlier

07.12.2024 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s done it again

04.12.2024 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

90 Day FiancΓ© is such a guilty pleasure. Like…how is this real life

04.12.2024 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly can’t go too long without cracking a joke or laughing.

Life’s too short.

03.12.2024 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not above a little birthday cake remix

03.12.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not ashamed to say I still like my planner/paper calendar πŸ˜…

02.12.2024 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I don’t put something in my reminders or on my calendar, there’s no way in hell I’m going to remember

02.12.2024 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now why’d I wake up with a damn migraine

28.11.2024 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yall gotta learn in the off season; can't be wanting to learn during high holiday! This PROS ONLY SEASON! 😀🀣

28.11.2024 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

30% off is NOT enough of a sale! I want 40,50,60!!!

27.11.2024 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

yall spend a lot of time going back and forth about things you supposedly don’t care about. how does that work?

27.11.2024 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I am terrible at rushing. I realize I’m running late and move SLOWER??

27.11.2024 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In no order… Eternal Sunshine, Cowboy Carter, Alligator Bites Never Heal, Hit Me Hard And Soft, MEGAN

27.11.2024 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0