Paul Gagliardi

Pissy Poronkäristys

Finnish Hardtack

Never did think of a nickname for the guy

Worst thing to come out of PA since John Fetterman

I once chatted with Michelle Obama's brother in a Milwaukee Starbucks for like 10 minutes

Ooo that looks good

I'm 40 percent sure he still thinks he owns the New Jersey Generals

Hell, lesser example is the infamous 1994 SI Cover

Gordie Howe and Maurice Richard?

“Diane, 11:30 A.M., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks...”

That response was about as giant an "f-you" as one can write in corporate-speak

Darren Bailey is playing "Darren Bailey"

Worst things to come out of St Louis since Budweiser?

Absolutely. Despite any public shows, the chance to get in with the in-group always *trumps*

I told Bridget for every Scott Laugton, Ken Dryden, or Mike Ricther, there are 20 Matthew Tkachuks; and part of the irony with he and his brother is how much a pro wrestling persona guides their interviews. That's entertaining in some ways, but in others the hidden hate is just open

My wife just asked me this morning over coffee what I thought the USMNT thought of the women, and I told her I suspected not highly at their root. But there's always an element of performative support -- players showing up to USWNT -- versus their likely misogynistic views (especially this team)

Hockey culture: Only touch the trophy if you've won it

Also hockey culture: Here's the medal to wear around your neck! Tax breaks!

I just shoveled the driveway in a sweatshirt and running shorts. Today, I officially became a Midwesterner

a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is standing under a bunk bed Alt: a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is standing under a bunk bed

Nope. Had Josh Glumplich already

Mine was the "No Joshes Club"

Dog in front of a tv

Still pissed about the hockey game so now I'm drinking beer and watching Nascar with the dog

He's out six to eight weeks

Hey, allowed us to trade for Ryan Ellis

I should say she spent most of the afternoon chasing squirrels in the backyard, so more wolf than say the laberdoodle next door

*looks at my cattle-dog / terrier / corgi? lick her butt for like 10 minutes*

I dont know, could use more wolf

Fat Tony talking to marge

Me, turns to camera: "They didnt play the game the right way. Mr Snider told me to make the organization proud, and I'd do it again. Also, fuck the Lindros family. And Roger Neilson is weak."

In honor of the 1972 team, and my personal fandom, I need to find a Russian guy and break his ankle