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20.02.2026 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@robchavez.bsky.social
Associate professor and neurobumpkin at University of Oregon. Attempting to study social cognitive neurons and oligodendrocytes with human neuroimaging. New Mexican expat, but I have friends everywhere. csnl.uoregon.edu
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20.02.2026 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today, the RAs in my lab told me I have "girl dad energy."
I've got some practice...
My lab at UW Madison is hiring a new lab manager! Iβm looking for a motivated and detail-oriented person to help run the labβs day-to-day, including our ongoing neuroimaging and behavioral studies. This is especially well suited for graduating undergrads thinking about grad school. Link below
12.02.2026 18:20 β π 28 π 34 π¬ 1 π 0Are you telling me she's almost qualified for emeritus status?!!..
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We're getting excited... just putting the finishing touches to
**PsychoPy Studio**
This is a complete rewrite of the PsychoPy Builder/Coder app, now packaged in Electron.
Faster load, modernised UI, web-ready, independent of the Python interpreter
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blog.psychopy.org/general%20bl...
1/9 New blog is live! This is part 2 of a seriesβlast time we looked at the Dunning-Kruger effect, now we are digging in to Implicit vs Explicit attitudes and the Implicit Association Test. To start, of course we need a good meme...
haines-lab.com/post/part-2-...
Five classes I took in college:
- Styles of Scientific Argument
- Analysis of Variance
- Probability & Statistics for Engineers
- Intelligence & Creativity
- Advanced Data Analysis II
That statistics minor is really pulling its weight... but man, most of my classes sounded so generic.
Updating my CV now and realizing that in my 19 years in science, I have only ever given one conference symposium talk in my entire career (not counting a grad student blitz and a preconference).
..... and ,of all places, it was at SESP π€¨ π€·
No adversaries..
18.12.2025 02:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oliver Sacks has always been one of my favorite writers, & I've tried to emulate him for a long time. However, anyone who has spent any real effort trying to translate their real-world experience into a compelling narrative knows how unstructured, anticlimactic, and uninteresting reality really is.
13.12.2025 00:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My 8yo son recently complimented my produce shopping skills by exclaiming, "these raspberries are bussin!" ... It was validating.
11.12.2025 23:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"ai is inevitable" is a high accuracy indicator of "I am a sucker"
10.12.2025 06:39 β π 113 π 30 π¬ 3 π 1π―
10.12.2025 04:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uhh... well ...
10.12.2025 03:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of course, we are the only department with this kind of scantron... The good news is that the GE in charge of this is in my class is very on top of it, knew before the department did, and has already calmed my nerves a lot...
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Class is officially done and many of them have already headed back home (and there are way too many of them anyway). But that would certainly make it very easy to score!
10.12.2025 02:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worth a test run.
10.12.2025 01:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This basically might be what we end up doing. No joke π΅
10.12.2025 01:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If only... π΅
10.12.2025 01:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah, people have. But I'm worried the scripts they use are not trained our kind of scantron papers (which are are less common). Scanning them is a bit of a bottleneck too, but I can't think of another way.
10.12.2025 01:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Code red.... Does anyone know a not-by-hand hack to grade 493 scantrons without a scantron machine?
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But for real, I think my wife has legit won this game... β°οΈ
04.12.2025 00:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ManuscriptCentral Wrapped!
In 2025, you submitted 5 papers
AND all got rejected π
You spent π― minutes in total trying to submit your papers!
You reviewed for 10 journals that would never publish your papers β€οΈ
Could have been worse..
03.12.2025 17:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Frankly, I'm surprised you didn't go with the Anti-Social Neuroscience Lab..
27.11.2025 00:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"studio"
I'm considering renaming my lab the "Computational Social Neuroscience Lounge"... much more accurate these days π΅
I think I now have a much better understanding of why these dorks are so impressed by ChatGPT.
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