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Honestly sounds like the preamble to a new season of My Dad Wrote a Porno.

02.12.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Motorola also apparently use AppCloud, so that’s probably the source of your issue.

27.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Budget Samsung phones shipped with unremovable spyware, say researchers Samsung is under fire again for shipping phones in parts of the world with a hidden system app, AppCloud, that users can’t easily remove.

Which phone? www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

27.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, a) she’d probably never need to, thanks to publicity money; and even more sadly, b) this will mean nothing in our current media landscape.

27.11.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird that β€˜where Americans really are’ is lowering the age of consent…

25.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I was interested, but now I’m keenly interested!

24.11.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this some unholy chess/balatro/reversi mashup?

24.11.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing writer, well deserved!

17.11.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No we don’t. It definitely is that second one.

17.11.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.11.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably, you just never know what the deniers will seize on to score a point.

05.11.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only comment here is that climate models have been a much more reliable index of atmospheric degradation than BMI is a measure of obesity.

05.11.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean - good if it reduces child slavery and other hideous components of the chocolate supply chain, but it does also play into the narrative that we can just overcome the consequences of environmental degradation with tech-based replacements. Let me have a coffee and think about it…

04.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember as a kid a friend of mine used to get it instead of chocolate, and I tried it once, looked at him in horror and brought him a block of cadburys the next day…

04.11.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This one IS a certified banger, though.

04.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Threatening the world with a lifetime of carob instead of chocolate may just be enough to persuade it to eat the rich instead.

04.11.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Great replacement theory in shambles

28.10.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Fucking Christ. This is like a ten year old’s first YouTube video.

27.10.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Couldn’t find a park!’

27.10.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly the Cassandra of our times.

27.10.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dayum, that looks and sounds amazing!

20.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

20.10.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You must just straight up feel like Cassandra. I’m the same in the tech industry watching literally all the investment capital go to a version of AI that is both doomed and a resource Sarlacc.

20.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In a similar vein, I’d take the bascinet, and after battle I’ve got a nice place for my baby to sleep.

15.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always has been

15.10.2025 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, feels pretty on brand for this species…

10.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, he should have stayed for the second half when we discover Godot just couldn’t find parking, and the musical numbers kick in.

09.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately this will come alongside a digital ID for age verification (cf the UK, Australia), which will effectively mean the end of online privacy. It’s a genuine dilemma.

08.10.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was in Poland 2 years ago in mid October and while it was about 2C the night we arrived in Warsaw, it was 20s for the rest of the trip. Surreal to be sitting outside in Krakow square in a t-shirt eating dinner, or going on the water rides at Energylandia in mid Autumn.

08.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It has been a broken state for some time now.

05.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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