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Do you mind? I'm lurking.

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a close up of a person 's face with the words " even smiling makes my face ache " ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the words " even smiling makes my face ache "
02.11.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You bring me so much joy.

02.11.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's awesome, that takes guts. Well done, you, and hooray for them not being garbage!

02.11.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You look amazing! I am so happy for you!

25.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huzzah! I am glad! Have the best time! (and please wave politely but enthusiastically at @terryenby.bsky.social for me. And Tom. And Clym. Unless they hug. Then please hug them for me. Unless you don't hug. Then please wave politely but enthusiastically for me.)

25.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those are great, are you kidding?

23.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*screaming gleefully* You look fantastic!

22.10.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That festering buttzit actively pushed for an oligarchy for DECADES and now he's clutching the pearls he bought with our misappropriated tax dollars.

06.09.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no! Hope you feel better soon.

02.09.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mojo and healing vibes!

31.08.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a sequel, you know. Because there are two of them. We learned this in The Scrotum. There was a flashback and everything.

30.08.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me, too! So's most of my friend group! Smoosh away!

29.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're gorgeous and smart and talented. I'd totally crush on you if it wasn't creepy.

29.08.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Deadpanning some utter bullshit to someone and having them ask, "Really?" like they want to believe it.

29.08.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hope you had a great birthday <3

19.08.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am in this picture and don't like it.

15.08.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One might could do the classic "brain" shot and use Irish cream for #2, which will congeal, instead of the mayo. I've had coctails with frothed egg whites (which were lovely) but mayo's a reach even for my adventurous palate.

15.08.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here is your Good Boy Award.
*Ceremoniously pins medal to your lapel*

06.08.2025 02:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*fomo intensifies*
The embroidery looks great! Can't wait to see your cosplay and I hope you have an epic time!

03.08.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same.

17.07.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bouquet of colorful flowers in a vase on a kitchen countertop

A bouquet of colorful flowers in a vase on a kitchen countertop

Thank you, @thejillthompson.bsky.social ! I love them and they're cheering me up immensely <3

04.07.2025 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Senpai noticed :D

04.07.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't buy that for a dollar.

01.07.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah, that's just my face.

30.06.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. Now my dumb ass is going to be up until 2am

30.06.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cute kid.
*taek*

30.06.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boo for migraines. Sorry you had one.

24.06.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I enjoy reading this way too much. I've had a life. This is preferable.

23.06.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Filthy.
*takes notes*
Disgusting.
*sets mise en place of panko and egg wash*
Will someone think of the children?
*squirts tonkatsu sauce into her mouth like it's whipped cream*

23.06.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*wipes a tear* So beautiful.

22.06.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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