@ursulevil.bsky.social
Do you mind? I'm lurking.
You bring me so much joy.
02.11.2025 00:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That's awesome, that takes guts. Well done, you, and hooray for them not being garbage!
02.11.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You look amazing! I am so happy for you!
25.10.2025 01:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Huzzah! I am glad! Have the best time! (and please wave politely but enthusiastically at @terryenby.bsky.social for me. And Tom. And Clym. Unless they hug. Then please hug them for me. Unless you don't hug. Then please wave politely but enthusiastically for me.)
25.10.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Those are great, are you kidding?
23.10.2025 00:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0*screaming gleefully* You look fantastic!
22.10.2025 01:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0That festering buttzit actively pushed for an oligarchy for DECADES and now he's clutching the pearls he bought with our misappropriated tax dollars.
06.09.2025 00:47 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh no! Hope you feel better soon.
02.09.2025 00:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Mojo and healing vibes!
31.08.2025 19:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0There's a sequel, you know. Because there are two of them. We learned this in The Scrotum. There was a flashback and everything.
30.08.2025 23:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Me, too! So's most of my friend group! Smoosh away!
29.08.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You're gorgeous and smart and talented. I'd totally crush on you if it wasn't creepy.
29.08.2025 00:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Deadpanning some utter bullshit to someone and having them ask, "Really?" like they want to believe it.
29.08.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hope you had a great birthday <3
19.08.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I am in this picture and don't like it.
15.08.2025 00:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One might could do the classic "brain" shot and use Irish cream for #2, which will congeal, instead of the mayo. I've had coctails with frothed egg whites (which were lovely) but mayo's a reach even for my adventurous palate.
15.08.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Here is your Good Boy Award.
*Ceremoniously pins medal to your lapel*
*fomo intensifies*
The embroidery looks great! Can't wait to see your cosplay and I hope you have an epic time!
Same.
17.07.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A bouquet of colorful flowers in a vase on a kitchen countertop
Thank you, @thejillthompson.bsky.social ! I love them and they're cheering me up immensely <3
04.07.2025 02:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Senpai noticed :D
04.07.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I wouldn't buy that for a dollar.
01.07.2025 21:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nah, that's just my face.
30.06.2025 01:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Same. Now my dumb ass is going to be up until 2am
30.06.2025 01:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Cute kid.
*taek*
Boo for migraines. Sorry you had one.
24.06.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I enjoy reading this way too much. I've had a life. This is preferable.
23.06.2025 22:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Filthy.
*takes notes*
Disgusting.
*sets mise en place of panko and egg wash*
Will someone think of the children?
*squirts tonkatsu sauce into her mouth like it's whipped cream*
*wipes a tear* So beautiful.
22.06.2025 01:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0