Chris Rock on SNL: ‘I feel really sorry for that healthcare CEO, but y’know sometimes drug dealers get shot’.
He’s one of the best of all time.
15.12.2024 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
People seem to think that Microsoft Excel is a flawed program
Personally, I rate it October 10th.
13.12.2024 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
McDonalds can spot a suspected assassin but can’t fix their milk shake machine.
11.12.2024 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We’re still here! FTM and Soto!
10.12.2024 23:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“You’re so woke!” Oh, you mean that I’m inclusive, empathetic, and I think about how actions impact people other than myself?
Yup, I’ll take it!
10.12.2024 23:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can I volunteer for jury duty in NYC?
10.12.2024 03:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I want Biden to resign. Immediately. Make Kamala #47 just so all that orange clown merchandise becomes worthless. Also so a woman would still take office before his second term.
25.11.2024 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hot take: ANY sandwich can be made better if it’s pressed.
25.11.2024 23:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You can’t be guilty if you’re elected a second time and then you can pardon yourself from the first time.
25.11.2024 23:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"Yes she is corrupt but she isn't Matt Gaetz" is the strongest endorsement I've heard so far for Pam Bondi's AG nomination. This “cabinet” is going to be a real shit show.
22.11.2024 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Man, I love photography.
20.11.2024 22:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not only is the McRib returning on December 3, but limited-edition half-gallon jugs will be available to purchase online for $19.99 from November 25.
20.11.2024 14:33 — 👍 462 🔁 61 💬 84 📌 319
Always a great day when I get to play with these two snuggle monsters.
20.11.2024 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is like putting on a fresh pair of brand new socks. I like it 🤓
20.11.2024 01:02 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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