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J. Robert Deans

@jrobertdeans.bsky.social

Dad. Husband. Children's Book Writer & Artist, Cartoonist. The Thin Man film series obsessive. dfplinks.com or https://grandpunwick.contact

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I'm disappointed in you, Tim.
My mother, were she still alive, would be too.
And I bet your idol, Joe Riley, is as well.
You are going to have to work very hard to make up for this.

10.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duuuuude... That's cooler than being asked to do a Criterion cover! Cheers!

08.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So damn cute, with or without the important message.

04.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this.

02.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milk Puds

30.10.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How are you today? Better than a couple days ago? Outside of SF, what's your (other?) go to comfort viewing? Cheers!

30.10.2025 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's fair.

29.10.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A vampire that's not Dracula...

29.10.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to make espresso!

29.10.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm admittedly confused, but it sounds like you got screwed (not in the good way) thanks to unwanted interference from a moron. My sympathies.

29.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very much so! (I was just listing examples of those directly involved with production, plus everyone should know Bjo, who saved the damn thing in 69.) Cheers!

26.10.2025 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The EFF?!

Dorothy Fontana?
Bjo GD Trimble?
Majel Effing Barrett?!

Christ my gender needs a reset.

26.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Define your music taste with 8 artists:

Peter Gabriel
Kate Bush
Public Enemy
Geinoh Yamashirogumi
Oingo Boingo
Go Go Penguin
Gustav Holst
Andy Summers

17.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually they didn't. The 1997 price includes a 31.50 Ticket master fee.

17.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Baltimore Comic Con floor map altered to show how to find the Deans Family tables (F1 & F1) in the venue.

The Baltimore Comic Con floor map altered to show how to find the Deans Family tables (F1 & F1) in the venue.

Graphite artwork by Robert Deans of Dr Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Graphite artwork by Robert Deans of Dr Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Samples of Robert Deans' artwork, including pictures of the Joker, Superman, Darth Maul, Eeyore, Batman, and Grogu.

Samples of Robert Deans' artwork, including pictures of the Joker, Superman, Darth Maul, Eeyore, Batman, and Grogu.

Samples of Robert Deans' artwork, including pictures of Max Reno, Bluey, Han Solo, Captain Britain, Grover, a Kylo Wren, and Calvin & Hobbes.

Samples of Robert Deans' artwork, including pictures of Max Reno, Bluey, Han Solo, Captain Britain, Grover, a Kylo Wren, and Calvin & Hobbes.

We'll be at @baltimorecomiccon.bsky.social this weekend in Family Alley, tables F1 & F2, right behind @awyeahfranco.bsky.social! Come say HI & get new books, art, & toys! You can still grab 1 of 2 pre-show commission slots today while I still have time to start on them! Email ops@grandpunwick. com!

15.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of actress Diane Keaton with the LadBible headline "Heartbreaking reason Diane Keaton always wore hats following death aged 79."

A photo of actress Diane Keaton with the LadBible headline "Heartbreaking reason Diane Keaton always wore hats following death aged 79."

This LadBible headline was written by either AI or an idiot.

I'm pretty sure she wore hats when she was alive, too. 🀦

14.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait for your E6 reference when you introduce Abraham Lincoln from "The Savage Curtain."

12.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@seanferrick.bsky.social You bastard... I literally choked on my dinner laughing at your Electric Six aside in Ups & Downs.

Dammit...

Well done.

*koff koff*

11.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of a Triceratops.

A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of a Triceratops.

Today's Dino is the Triceratops!

08.10.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Late to posting because we've been too busy! Great crowds here at the Fredericksburg Indy Book Fest - and we're here until 4pm in Riverfront Park! Come see us while we still have books!

04.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the Sauropholus, a late Cretaceous era dinosaur.

A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the Sauropholus, a late Cretaceous era dinosaur.

The logo of the Fredericksburg Independent Book Festival, suggesting folks come meet authors at the Riverfront Park in Fredericksburg VA from 10am to 4pm on October 4th. 2025.

The logo of the Fredericksburg Independent Book Festival, suggesting folks come meet authors at the Riverfront Park in Fredericksburg VA from 10am to 4pm on October 4th. 2025.

Today's Dino is the Sauropholus, cousin to the Parasauropholus (which I drew a few days ago).

Come see me tomorrow at the @fredbookfest from 10a-4p at Riverfront Park in Fredericksburg VA and pick up all the latest books by me and dozens of other great independent authors!

Cheers!

04.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch of a Rhinorex dinosaur by Robert Deans.

A pencil sketch of a Rhinorex dinosaur by Robert Deans.

Today's Dino is a late Cretaceous hadrosaur, the Rhinorex! #sketch #dinosaur #originalart

03.10.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of a Stegosaurus dinosaur, featuring armor plates running along its back and down its tail.

A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of a Stegosaurus dinosaur, featuring armor plates running along its back and down its tail.

Today's Dino is the armored favorite, the Stegosaurus! As always, don't forget there's always more to see on my Patreon! Cheers!
#sketch #dinosaur #originalart #superhero

02.10.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No... (Stoopid shutdown)

01.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the late Jurassic theropod dinosaur, the Allosaurus.

A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the late Jurassic theropod dinosaur, the Allosaurus.

Today's Dino is the late Jurassic period theropod, the Allosaurus. Head over to my Patreon (Patreon.com/jrobertdeans) and sign up for the Art Digest level and see this guy dressed up... as Nightwing!
#sketch #dinosaur #superhero #nightwing

29.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the late Cretaceous dinosaur, the Parasaurolophus.

A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the late Cretaceous dinosaur, the Parasaurolophus.

Today's Dino is a late Cretaceous dinosaur from North America and Asia that is part of the "duck billed" genus of Dinos, the Parasaurolophus.
#sketch #dinosaur #artwork

26.09.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the Cretaceous period dinosaur, the Lambeosaurus.

A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the Cretaceous period dinosaur, the Lambeosaurus.

Today's Dino is part of the late Cretaceous ornithopods, the Lambeosaurus! (And over on my Patreon, Patreon.com/jrobertdeans, I imagine this Dino... as Harley Quinn. Because why not?)
#dinosaur #sketch #superhero

25.09.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the Cretaceous dinosaur, the Ankylosaurus.

A pencil sketch by Robert Deans of the Cretaceous dinosaur, the Ankylosaurus.

Today's Dino is the armored critter of the Cretaceous period, the Ankylosaurus! (See it as a superhero on my Patreon at patreon.com/jrobertdeans !) #sketch #dinosaur #artwork

24.09.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One warning about Affinity: you need a solid graphics card. Integrated graphics don't always cut it with the Photo program. I use Clip for my primary drawing program, and when Affinity is being persnickety I use Paint.Net, a nice and Free editor.

24.09.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Writey-Boy?!" πŸ˜†

24.09.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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