Max

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

I mean it from the bottom of my heart, just create for yourself first and then for the five people you keep captive in your basement.

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싱숭생숭 알바생

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post from Renan Porto's twitter, the post says "É Brasiiiiil 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 Nem nos meus sonhos mais malucos eu imaginei que um dia faria uma pintura do Bowser gostosão para um material oficial, anunciado pelo Miyamoto em pessoa. 😭 Eu ri tanto de descrença enquanto pintava, vcs nao tem idea kkkk" attached to the post is a screencap from the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer of Bowser holding a painting of Buff Bowser with Princess Peach

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

girl why are you white

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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?

30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch

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me lately tbh

1) Unbelievable how eagerly Democrats pissed away all the good will after the elections last week. Like actually unbelievable. Beyond self-sabotage. "Let's see, we're in the moral right, the vast majority blame our opponents, we just had landslide elections. I know! I'll roll over for the fascists!"

comic page 1 out of 4 Yunmeng Jiang disciples are discussing things heatedly. some want to leave Yunmeng Jiang, while the rest wants to stay. panel 1, 3 disciples facing off 2 disciples in a heated argument, while one more disciple between them is trying to placate them disciple 1: What’s so wrong with wanting to leave the sect? This is a dying sect rebuilding with no end in sight! Reputation in the dumps! Empty coffers?! And he’s taking in his nephew!? disciple 2: You’re leaving now?! When he needs us!? disciple 1: We owe no loyalty to him! We were rogue cultivators out for revenge! disciple 2: He gave us a purple! A home! disciple 3: You two please, zongzhu is resting! panel 2, Jiang Cheng steps into frame, only his back is shown, questioning the rowdiness in front of his room. most of the disciples are eager to greet him, the disciples who want to leave are blushing as they turn to look at Jiang Cheng Jiang Cheng: What is all this commotion? disciples, eager: zongzhu! disciple 1: Hmpf. panel 3, front shot of the three disciples who want to leave, two of them are blushing as they stare up/down at Jiang Cheng disciple 1: Perfect timing, Jiang-Zongzhu! It is with heavy hearts that we must part ways… panel 4, front shot of the three disciples who want to leave, two of them are blushing as they stare up/down at Jiang Cheng, the last stubborn disciple who wants to leave is blushing too now disciple 1: here…

Comic page 2 out of 4 Yunmeng Jiang disciples are staring at Jiang Cheng who appears in his inner robes and one outer robe on, hair unbound, looking soft with a sleeping baby Jin Ling in his arms. panel 1, view from behind of Jiang Cheng stepping in front of the crowd of disciples Jiang Cheng: I just put A-Ling to sleep and you choose to bicker like children here? panel 2, Yunmeng Jiang disciples staring and blushing at JC looking very very very casual in his inner robes, hair unbound disciple 2: UGH. disciple 3: Ah, you’ve done it now and woke him up… rest of disciples, staring and blushing: … Jiang Cheng: Yunmeng Jiang has no need for half hearted people. panel 3, Jiang Cheng scowling at them as he holds Jin Ling closer to his chest Jiang Cheng: If they wish so badly to leave, then so be it!

Comic page 3 out of 4 What the disciples who want to leave see when they look at this soft Jiang Cheng, dreamy teary eyes and pouty full lips panel 1, Jiang Cheng scowling down at them, eyes tearing up and flushed lips glistening and pouty Jiang Cheng: HMPF! Do as you like. I don’t care! panel 2, the three main disciples who want to leave are flustered and blushing as they continue to stare disciple 1: Huh? Oh, um!

Comic page 4 out of 4 panel 1, Jiang Cheng, looking away sadly while patting and squeezing sleeping baby Jin Ling tight to him Jiang Cheng: No one ever stays… Whatever, I’m used to it. panel 2, Jiang Cheng’s words strike the disciples who want to leave RIGHT IN THEIR HEARTS!!!!!!! while the supportive disciples just stare at them in judgement… panel 3, all rebellious disciples kowtow while the supportive disciples watch on in disgust rebellious disciples: JIANG-ZONGZHU, WE PLEDGE OUR LOYALTY TO YOU!!! Jiang Cheng, surprised: HUH!? disciple 3: There, there, zongzhu~ disciple 2: Disgusting.

i’m still possessed…
#applesdraw #jiangcheng #lotuspierbonding

chibi drawing of baby Jin Ling tugging and pulling on Jiang Cheng’s hair. i’m crying.

“OW, OW, OW, OW!!!”

#jiangcheng #applesdraw
#江澄1105生日快乐
#1105江澄生誕祭

based on the jp bday audio 😭😭😭

Happy birthday to this soft Jiùjiu #JiangCheng from #mdzs JP audio drama 🥹💜

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#1105江澄生誕祭
#江澄1105生日快乐
#mxtx

older omega who’s given up on mating x young puppy alpha who goes every length possible to court them and shows genuine obsession over their scent and body

There isn’t ENOUGH jiang cheng in anything ever, actually. I think we should go through every piece of media and photoshop jiang cheng’s head over every character’s body, in fact.

A post on Mastodon by small cypress (@small_cypress@indieweb.social): As an art teacher I was worried AI would come up as an issue of "why should I learn how to draw when I can use AI instead." But the real issue is that my middle schoolers CONSTANTLY believe all art I show them is AI. Digital art. Photography. Oil paintings from the Western canon. "A human couldn't do that" Being convinced that humans can't make great art is kind of terrifying

I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.

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It’s great the stores sell discounted Halloween candy but I’d be willing to pay a little extra if they had a machine to de-wrapper all those fucking things because I want a tidy home and also to eat candy like a horse at a trough

i think about this often

jiujiu cradling baby a-ling happily chewing in a yunmeng jiang bell

YALL SEE THE JILF? I WAS POSSESSED!!!!!
#applesdraw #jiangcheng
A-LING!!!! YOUR JIUJIU!!!!!!!!

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

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Goodnight beautiful 😘revolution is tomorrow

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#seonghwa #ateezfanart

The government of Jamaica has set up a portal for contributing to official relief efforts. I will update this thread if anything analogous opens up for Haiti, Cuba, or the DR

supportjamaica.gov.jm