Pawl

I’ll never forgive anyone for canceling the world according to Jeff Goldblum

Gotta sacrifice a few more non-rev sports for the superweapon before firing

He might be a dumbass but he’s OUR dumbass

NOT BREATHING FOR THE NEXT 2:41

That’s the dumbest damn thing I’ve ever seen

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

He’ll only have that Sam Hartman in him when I see the light fully leave his eyes

a green laser beam is coming out of a hole in the earth ALT: a green laser beam is coming out of a hole in the earth

SUPERWEAPON STARTING TO FIRE

HOPE IS THE THING WITH FEATHERS THAT PERCHES IN THE DOOMERISM

GOOD MORNING POPPI

Roller coaster must go up

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE BOOSIE TURNER UP THE MIDDLE

WEAPON IS STILL CHARGING

It’ll be down by halftime

Duzz said “yall think I’m pressed, fuck the domers, I’m gonna hang my nuts on Buzz’s forehead”

I’m doing an early Thanksgiving and my sister and BIL are both GT alums and I’m having the time of my LIFE right now

HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE BOOSIE TURNER UP THE MIDDLE

PPF on FB is always hilarious with the calls for his head but like. The man is actually playing 4D chess.

Maybe Duzz was onto something by not giving a shit about ND

Had to sacrifice basketball and volleyball results this week to fully charge it

HOPE IS THE THING WITH FEATHERS

Damn, good point

Is it really fair to compare now since the Bears have the literal Pope on their side?

Because the universe is cruel and indifferent towards our opponent difficulty scaling

Fuck it, make the entire CFP the Coastal

Been overdue for one

What is dead may never die (I should find my #fourquarters panther pitt shirt)

30-9 is too close to 13-9 and I don’t like that we’re on the bad side in this case

A good Pitting was long overdue if we’re being completely honest with ourselves

It’s been a minute since we’ve had an afternoon of unforced errors based entirely on Duzz running his mouth in an interview, we probably needed it as a reminder of what happens next.