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If relations with Canada were good, this would go down as an all-time shitpost from the White House and the sitting president would be reelected in a landslide because of it

These are about to be the drunkest people at the closing ceremony and good for them

Well, I wasn’t gonna cry. And then you did that.

The impossible choice of “go for a third gold” vs “carry the Pens as far as possible”…can’t imagine

It’s the involuntary dental work to scoring the winning goal storyline

Proud of Jack Hughes for scoring that after getting involuntary dental work

BOTH TEAMS SHARE GOLD AND NOW EVERYONE HAS TO KISS AT CENTER ICE.

That must’ve stung

I swear my hand slipped

I’ve cried more during this Olympics than I ever have over sports and I don’t know what that correlates to

WHAT THE FUCK IS TIM HORTONS

All of Canada and Pens social media acting like we’re in Hamilton except we’re Alexander Hamilton and Sid is Phillip.

I’ll donate my right knee to Sid if he needs it, I don’t need two functioning knees

What a bunch of snowflakes

It is pretty satisfying that everyone was right about the Pats having a cakewalk all year and getting thrown in the woodchipper the second they played a complete team

Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

Has anyone actually completed a pass

Vamos bad bunny, that’s it

Vamos bad bunny, that’s it

In my delusion watching the Olympics, I’ve decided to go to one of the open scouting combines for team USA Bobsled

This just changed my condiment game

Just hit the absolute highlights of their best known songs. One nation controlled by the media.

Morning internet friends, I almost cut my finger off cooking today and now I’m ripped to shit. Let’s do this.

Im just saying, the cities are about a tank of gas apart if you fill your tank at the BP off of the Crestwood exit on 71 and don’t stop until you’re in East Liberty/Friendship. Just need to plan your hydration strategically and it’s a straight shot.

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

Horrors aside for a minute, what do you MEAN the Pens have the longest active win streak in entire Eastern Conference

See yinz in November, let’s grab a bourbon 🤘🏼

Well yeah. Because when it’s the fascists doing it it’s allowed

And saying something about Bin Laden at that one post game presser this year