Shaun

I called this shit out more than eight months ago.

Also for a year's subscription to Grindr.

My vote's for Diapiestein

Rotten to the core.

The zipper, button or velcro kind?

More like Abreva Barbie

We could solve all this country's problems if we stopped electing old straight white men.

Nancy Mace's go-to when challenged is always "You're attacking me because I'm a woman" and not because she's a lying piece of shit.

Teri Shields revealed how much extra padding he needed for his Superman leotard. 😂

So Donald Trump, Jr. just decided to follow me on TikTok.

Instant block.

Ain't nobody got time for that. 😂

Tim Apple is rotten to the core.

He applied the salve of a fake bullet to it everyday.

Is cardboard high fiber?

DHS is making the offer to be an ICE recruit more tempting everyday:

lifetime supply of Icy Hot
ACE knee wraps
two-pack Geritol Silver
Walmart heating pad
dozen Krispy Kremes
gently-used oxygen tanks
early bird Golden Corral groupons
testosterone patch
a quickie with Kristi Noem at the Motel 6

Is a dozen Krispy Kremes one of the perks?

Just heard Jon Voight, James Woods and Sly Stallone signed up for ICE: the Geritol Gang is on the loose stools!

I'm copyrighting "Charlie Angeles" as my drag name right now.

Once again, Apple substitutes a "B" for an "M." In other words, it's all just a bunch of crap to appease the Guy Who Craps His Pants.

Have we already moved on from that fake news story about Big Balls? 😂

Kristi "Herpes" Noem should start recruiting at all those soon-to-be shutdown nursing homes. Plenty of "recruits" there.

Vegans don't get gored.

Trump on the roof of the White House?

Where's that sudden gust of wind when you need it.

That looks bangin'!

Bam! Was gonna write the same thing.

Cancun Cruz should be at the top of the list. Just another tired example of selective outrage by Repukes.

Saltines like Manson trying to start a race war again with the Big Balls Bullshit. Just remember the Central Park Five and Trump and the New York Post calling for their execution everyday. What's old is new, again.

Try again, crackers.

Big Balls beat up in DC? Fake news.

Sean Duffy has a weak raspy voice, gray skin and emaciated body. He has cancer. I give him 6 months tops. They are keeping this on the DL.

Blake Lively is so thankful that another boring basic saltine has come along to take the focus off her boring basic crumbs.

C-Pap and Pap Smear rocket to the moon! 😂