Chris Hemsworth: 6โ3โ, 225 lbs.
Grandpa RICO: 6โ3โ, 224 lbs. ๐ฅด
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The leading cause of death is life. The leading cause of divorce is marriage. Never take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive. NJ
Chris Hemsworth: 6โ3โ, 225 lbs.
Grandpa RICO: 6โ3โ, 224 lbs. ๐ฅด
Well, he looks stable.
16.04.2025 23:10 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bumbling fool JD Vance tries to pick up the already great and beautiful trophy for the College Football Playoff National Championship... and destroys it.
(This is a metaphor for America.)
We'll probably hear Trump giving him advice on how to succeed next time, too.
14.04.2025 18:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The North American Building Trade Unions are calling for the return of their member, Kilmer Abrego Garcia, who is the victim of human trafficking by our government.
13.04.2025 13:38 โ ๐ 6076 ๐ 2076 ๐ฌ 148 ๐ 144The spokesperson for Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China is trolling Trump.
11.04.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 2392 ๐ 747 ๐ฌ 97 ๐ 53Republicans are beyond stupid. 15 business days is not enough time to notify 65,000+ voters and in turn have them submit whatever they need to in order to be counted. Of course that's probably the point.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...
Is there another term we are supposed to be using?
02.04.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Whats he liberating us from?
Our money?
Reminds me of Zuckerberg.
01.04.2025 01:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was reading up on how ICE is determining if a person is affiliated with that Venezuelan gang, train tattoos stuck out. I'm going to get a tattoo of Thomas the Tank Engine saying "choo choo bitches".
31.03.2025 23:15 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I may be wrong but don't American made carmakers still get parts from other countries? If so, these American made carmakers would still raise prices. That doesn't change his "IDC" but again proves he doesn't understand tariffs.
30.03.2025 17:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Make it your X profile picture.
30.03.2025 17:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The thing about hatred/racism, hatred is valid when directed at 1 person who has done harm to yourself or others. Racism is not ok because you allow your hatred to judge others like the 1 you hate. The only flaw here is all of us that hate Trump would be considered racist, he's the only ๐ human.
10.03.2025 15:23 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So efficient!!
20.02.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 103 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0When he was asked before the election who he thought people should vote for, he basically endorsed Trump all for the issue of abortions. He knows Trump is the embodiment of the 7 deadly sins yet backed him on the 1 issue. Pissed me off. Sorry to rant.
12.02.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Now they tell us they've been doing something. What were they doing after the election?
www.axios.com/2025/02/04/d...
KIM!!! How's it hanging?
04.02.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Calling out a NJ assemblyman.
newjersey.news12.com/lawmakers-cr...
NOOO, NOT CINNABON!
Wonder Bread, not shocking.
New idea... Biden leaves a small radio, hidden, so he can randomly say things to Trump, gettingfurther undrr Trump's skin. Not painful but would be hilarious.
20.01.2025 04:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My great grandmother's window shades.
20.01.2025 04:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It sounds to me like you understand it perfectly.
20.01.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Snakes in the toilet?
20.01.2025 04:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just saw the headline about Biden leaving Trump a letter, carrying on the tradition. I hope it says, "Dear orange clown, you're a fucking idiot. Very sincerely, the man haunting you." Or something to that effect.
20.01.2025 03:10 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nope. I bet the reich wing would say God is driving though.
05.01.2025 23:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐คฃ. That's a funny one. My punchline was meant to be a play on the words frolic and follicle. I think i like yours better.
05.01.2025 19:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A man in a wheelchair discovered a pimple and exclaimed, "I'm breaking out!" I looked at him and responded, "doesn't look that way to me."
23.12.2024 19:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0What do you call a bald man who can't run?
Frolic-ly challenged.
You'll only need 1 round, unless you're planning to torture him, then I can see 3 rounds.
06.12.2024 03:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0