Guns Ahimbo

My favorite smell, squeaky carts.

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I think the medbed shit originated from the 2013 movie Elysium (and Prometheus, which was released a year prior).

That site pivoted towards a meme coin.

That's Quattro, not Char. Completely different guy, I swear.

If Laken Riley's murderer was a white person, they'd blame her.

"It just wokes" - Todd Howard when he lists ES6 features.

That ghoul is too jacked to be King Charles.

That crab really did run an evil cult of goons.

You're telling me a crab ran this goon!?

Why are her shoes so pointy?

Markwayne Mullin gives me "middle-aged dad who gets drunk at his kid's Little League game and calls the other team's kids homophobic slurs" vibes.

No it isn't, dipshit.

Infancy Gospel of Thomas 4:1

A turkey vulture on the ground, mid-blink.

A juvenile yellow-crowned night heron standing on a tree branch.

A side view of an adult yellow-crowned night heron.

(2/2)

A laughing gull with winter plumage in flight.

A royal tern in flight.

A great blue heron in profile.

The same great blue heron, facing way from the camera and looking down into the water.

Went birdwatching yesterday (1/2). #Birds

Ah damn, the OF bots have found this place.

Cybertrucks do this when they're stressed.

He's got his blanket, he's got his Reese's Puffs.

You can do as many buttons as you want (but personally, I do the middle three to show off my t-shirt for contrast and have the bottom of the jacket sit better when I'm sitting down).

"Findet Elon Musk gut" It shouldn't be too hard, it's huge.

Jesus killed a child that accidentally bumped into him

"After that again he went through the village, and a child ran and dashed against his shoulder. And Jesus was provoked and said unto him: Thou shalt not finish thy course (lit. go all thy way). And immediately he fell down and died."

Protip: Don't even bother with stealth in Freelancer, just throw that rubber duck at your target and run!

I've been playing some Freelancer mode in Hitman 3 recently and watching that video was one of the experiences of all time.

They look fantastic! Are they made from EVA foam?

He's called 9MM SMG because he's gonna shoot someone over a fender bender (that he caused)

Or maybe that was in the movie, IDK, but I remember the movie being slightly better than the book.

And IIRC, Israel gets overrun because the zombies were attracted by the Muslim refugees prayer calls.

Yeahhhhhhh

Four artillerymen with an M777 howitzer at the Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center in southern California.

THIS THING can't work for reasons!?

Max Brooks always struck me as the kind of guy who was always making up ridiculous rules on the fly in recess as a kid.

"Nuh uh, my zombies can only be killed by destroying the head, and explosives and artillery don't work AND THEY CAN WITHSTAND THE CRUSHING PRESSURE OF THE DEEP SEA!"