Dylan Mesh

I watched the eagles game from a suite the other night and I know I say this a lot but I do not know how I ended up here. And no, that’s not my jersey. I was happily being a poser.

The Captain knows tag team wrestling

10 years ago I was gifted a scorpion that was found in a hotel outside of Mahanoy City, PA. I named him Mr Sulu. He lived a tranquil life filled with naps and ripping apart crickets.

I was standing on a human being just so you know. #Upstanding

Resident Evil 2 remake is a very very good game but it does cause me to jump like three inches out of my seat upon hearing any noise whatsoever

We tried. #Coast2Coast

🚨UPDATE: Front Row Tickets to both nights of Chrono Trios are SOLD OUT! but don’t worry Seating Tickets are still available…for now. Act fast before they’re gone!

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I accidentally walked 7 miles around this lake wtf

During Into The Spider-Verse When Spider-Man Noir said his line about burning matches down to his fingertips I laughed for like 3 minutes afterward and didn’t process anything happening in the movie in that time

You’d act obnoxious too if you had Onslaught backing you up

Social Media Manager yelled at me cause I can’t stop going to Waffle House :(

Sick kick Hart attack was tough, admit it

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open and the words water written on his face . ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with his mouth open and the words water written on his face .

Today’s #GymOddity: none of the water fountains have worked for like four days. Is that even allowed?? We’re all gonna dehydrate like SpongeBob.

Spugezbob has made every cutscene unbearable

Today’s #GymOddity: I found two suspicious brown capsules in the locker room. One was on the bench and one was on the floor. They were likely fiber pills but this is not the point.

Money - Pink Floyd
#WildeLLC

Enter the Gungeon is everything I love and hate about roguelikes. It does nothing but piss me off but I’m so addicted that I happily start another run.

I’m waiting for the day Eli Isom doesn’t stand in my way at a critical juncture in my life but regardless, your first ever Roaring Thunder Tag League winners: #TheLastLight

My fridge is weird nowadays

Literally the only likable lawyer on the planet. #WildeLLC

Somebody let me know if they find the balls to do a movie with Fin Fang Foom in it, otherwise I’m going back to not caring about these comic book movies

The new Fantastic Four movie did Galactus justice and so my inner child can finally stop being mad after almost twenty years

I’ll tell you no lies.

Happy to announce that I’m getting into Somali funk so there’s no chance you can be cooler than me

The fair was sick, by the way.

A lot of my vocabulary is pretty messed up at the moment

Doing Tom DeLonge impressions is very fun.

🚨TONIGHT AT 6PM! Another team in the Triple Tech Trials at Chrono Trios will be revealed. featuring one member making their first ever appearance in Power Pro Lucha!

Today, Dylan shall wrestle at the fair.