I CONTROL
AN AWKWARD SOUL
I CONTROL
AN AWKWARD SOUL
Stop this
01.03.2026 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ran track at Mahanoy Area which is right next to a sewage plant so luckily I was trained for situations like this
01.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just did the Gotch bible with a sinus infection and it was basically like doing a workout in a dumpster
01.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Came back from a 6 frag deficit to win a deathmatch on DM-Gothic.
IF YOU STEP TO ME ON GOTHIC YOU WILL REGRET IT. THAT IS MY MAP I’VE DECIDED. RAZORBACK BY PETER HAJBA STARTS PLAYING AND I LOCK IN. #UT99
Which I believe I ate out of anger and I don’t know if I removed the money first
28.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NO.
AND I GOT YOUR STUPID NOTE FROM KIM.
Seesaw of doom. #TheLastLight
27.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Specifically that soon, yes
27.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m gonna scream soon
27.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t bother me next Friday. I’ll be busy winning. #Upstanding
26.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No caption needed
25.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gilmore Girls and Pokémon have a commonality in that they are the only two places I’ve ever seen someone with the name Lorelei
25.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I feast on the flesh of Sal it gives me strength I think
24.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is what we’re about. #WildeLLC
23.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Man of the hour last night
22.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really should start recording these matches. I just saw two shock rifle beams hit each other directly head on and cancel each other out. #UT99
21.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tomorrow
Go to Seven Valleys, do a bunch of winning, then leave Seven Valleys as fast as possible. #WildeLLC
Just know I’m reading all your posts like this
19.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I did briefly forget about my birthday but if you’re one of the many people who don’t want to see me make it to 33, you can support my awful habits by buying my stuff.
brainbustertees.com/dylan-mesh
Misery Inc are #Upstanding
18.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Got my wisdom teeth removed and made a sandwich with a pain pill and two slices of hot bologna at 4 in the morning.
I’m moving different.
It’s a real double your money Dylan experience next Saturday
15.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flashbacks of Turok Evolution that made my blood run cold
13.02.2026 00:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I did was pull myself up to my feet, chill out. #Upstanding
13.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today’s #GymOddity: RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FRONT DOOR. Wood tips and big lifts, I guess.
11.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
U need me.
#Upstanding
♫ HE
IS
THE PAINKILLER ♫