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Just look at him reminiscing about his best friend...

A cab driver picks up a nun. He keeps glancing at her, and she finally asks, “Is something wrong?” He replies, “I’ve always had this fantasy of kissing a nun.” She laughs and says, “Well, I’ll grant your wish if you’re single and Catholic!” Excitedly, he nods, “I’m both!” She smiles and says, “Pull over then.” After a long and passionate kiss, they get back on the road. A little later, the cabbie starts to cry and says, “Okay, I've got to confess, sister - I’m actually married... and Jewish.” The woman chuckles and says, “That’s alright. I’m Kevin, and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.

HAPPY HALOWEEN!

the real story is that these people are living paycheck to paycheck

meanwhile, they have no idea what a communist or marxist organization even is...

These programs are easy to fund when you simply tax the ultra rich and have them pay their fair share. I hope he puts an extra tax on all Trump properties.

She is an ultra right winger.

We need to have the diminimus exemption back. Not having that is hurting small businesses significantly.

the funny thing is that they don't need quotas either. there's plenty of drunk drivers.

the ceasefire was a farce. just like everything dotard does.

so far... but we won't know until sometime in the future...

just look at that perfect ear....

Ebenezer Scrooge said something similar didn't he?

help her find a federal judge to swear her in...

Ebenezer Scrooge saying "Let them die and reduce the surplus population" Who said it: The character Ebenezer Scrooge in Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol. Context: He says it to a portly gentleman who is asking for charity for the poor. When the gentleman explains that many "would rather die" than go to the workhouse, Scrooge replies that they should do so. Meaning: The quote reflects Scrooge's utter lack of empathy for the poor, whom he sees as a burden on society. Influence: The phrase "surplus population" directly references the theories of Thomas Malthus, who argued that population growth would inevitably outstrip the supply of food and resources, leading to poverty and starvation. Dickens' intent: By having Scrooge voice this Malthusian idea, Dickens is not endorsing it, but rather using it to criticize how cruel and inhuman such economic theories could be when applied to real people.

Republicans when there's a long line to the food bank because the government is shut down, and they aren't funding SNAP right before Thanksgiving...

Hahahaaaaa…. Hell yea ok then let’s talk about 3rd term…

oh he found one alright, after years of "researching" at glory holes and rest-stop bathrooms...

Crypto is important to me, and a politician's stance on it is important to me. Particularly if a coin exists purely for a politician to hide transactions like bribes. So my strong stance is that it should be illegal for politicians to make any transaction using cryptocurrency.

And they don't have an extradition treaty with the United States, so dotard is making sure that he is in favorable status there for after when he leaves office. If he lives that long. Much like the Nazis did after WWII.

Wait.. where's all the fires in war zones and whatnot

That's a pretty awesome accomplishment really.

people are buying less because of tariffs and inflation. they don't need as many humans in the fulfillment machine...

the same people decrying the removal are the ones saying it's no big deal to demolish the east wing

this is not a story, it's an ad which Wired gets paid for.

He can't even read, much less understand more than one language. And her accent was really fairly easy to understand, honestly. He just doesn't like the question, so he's attacking the person asking it. His whole existence is one fallacy after another.

Two hands attempting to form a heart, but one person only gives a "thumbs-up". The heart: One hand forms a half-heart shape, symbolizing the desire for a romantic relationship. The thumbs-up: The other person's hand offers only a thumbs-up, representing platonic friendship and the rejection of a romantic connection.

awe... that's so cute that he thought the oranzhevaya ugroza cared about him or US farmers in the slightest. I bet it's like just figuring out you've been friendzoned after investing so much of yourself, but now you're not just heartbroken, you're bankrupt, too. LOL

They always write about how bad it is in California. But statistics show that it's the deep South where human trafficking is at its peak. You know, in the red states. The Bible belt.

Fun fact. If you search Google images for "scrotum filled with beans" his images comes up...