Stop it!

Who are the marks losing these bets?

Pezeshkian. That’s Armenian right?

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

Let’s be real, being with anyone isn’t really a joy

The hero of the story is the combined gay man leading heterosexual couples to nirvana

Not the same thing, but just thinking has anyone recommended Trump to be the Caliph?

(American bombing stops.)

Trump: I stopped NINE wars

Bootlicking Trump doesn’t make you look tough it makes you look incredibly weak.

Rev. Jeremiah Wright giving a sermon in 2003 where he said “No, no, no, not God bless America. God damn America!”

Best case you're hoping some strong man of the IRGC has to hold it together with the Supreme Leader now a martyr and bounce a lotta rubble

When i was in Dubai twenty years ago i saw a local with his four wives assault a cab driver

He typically bombs for a few days, declares victory, and goes home. What’s his gamble exactly?

What if Hogseth starts bankrupting all the AI companies?

A Kennedy telling the feckless poor how to save on groceries.

-or-

RFK jr explains his love affair with offal.

This Clinton deposition is Benghazi committee wine Tuesday meets Tony Dookopil whiskey Friday

HBO Told ‘The Pitt’ to Make ICE Storyline More ‘Balanced’ The streamer’s top-rated show filmed the episode during its parent company’s attempted merger.

Me: you need to make this story line balanced, there’s other points of view here.

Taylor Sheridan: the shrill liberal college administrator is aware of what’s going on, she just doesn’t care. I’ll add some sighs and exasperation.

Me: ok, that feels accurate.

this is how Americans should treat the New York Times, WaPo, WSJ, etc: just fuck off and die

Burger King tryinga turn me on?

Hit dog’ll holler

Accidentally saved a draft

Next season on THE PITT Doctor Robby will explain the benefits of raw milk and why vaccines can lead to demonic possession.

2029 DNC platform to return them to South Africa

What if they are doing sex and being accurate?

you don't get the benefit of the doubt on quote-posting a Nazi account when you had a totenkopf tattoo

this guy is bad, actually

I really hate anti-trans politicians, and I especially hate it because it was a culture war issue where we were clearly winning and then a bunch of nominally liberal people at the Times and the Atlantic decided to reverse that and they did.

First person in history to covertly text Benny a photo of a woman

Oh boy

Portugal is the (normie) retiree choice! If you want to live free of Covid vaccines in a gun community, it’s Belize.