Gavin Jasper

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JESS, NO!!

Joe Quesada and the rest of the Spider-Office right now:
#FizzVsComics

YouTube video by thatscoutisaspy Let eet Go - Heavina BabyMenzel : [sfm]

Just remembered this video existed and it put a smile on my face. Heavy is wish-making fairy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSsY...

Fantastic deal on a fantastic game, but that marquee lineup of top NJPW talent sure feels weird to look at now.

Co-founded another company, joined that company, retired, completely cooked.

Danhausen at Elimination Chamber www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBn...

Dark Side Of The Ring - Damn Hausen

(from the always amazing aeonlinear)

That's R-Truth.

Danhausen in WWE = Dancin' Homer in Capital City.

Thank you.

I won't feel fulfilled in life until I know that someone responded to something I did by dramatically whispering, "He did it. The son of a bitch actually did it..."

My dad, Jeff Jasper, after winning today's game, kind of looking like Sequel Trilogy Han Solo

Home team winning by 30 points.

One of several J's appearing on the basketball court in his honor.

An old newspaper clipping from 1982 where he's holding baby me while coaching.

After coaching high school girls' basketball for 53 years, my dad announced his retirement. While tonight wasn't his final game, it is the last home game in a gym named after him. I'm so very proud.

I read this in the voice of the 1966 narrator.

*bullets deflect off his gold chains*

Would you still think Sluggo was lit if he was a woim?

Man, even back then, Toni Storm was in black and white.

Mickey Rooney to be played by Scarlett Johansson

...and now Sting is randomly being attacked by Scott Steiner's surprise army of dogs and I'm laughing my ass off. Here we are.

So far the match has been pretty decent for what is Rick Steiner's lowest-rated match ever. Ready for the other shoe to drop.

Doing some ZOW research and I'm about to watch what is apparently the 4th-worst WCW match of all time and I don't know why going in. I'm excited to find out.

NO ONE IS SAFE!

if you live in the beautiful Oakland Bay Area, I'll see you in May. I haven't been to a home show since Rose City 2017, I think.
I'm gonna bike home after the show each day and play video games

The Marvel vs. Capcom cover art, but Ryu upgraded into someone way better

I couldn't help myself.

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If Marvel Tokon ends up having Sentry on the roster, they would make endless money by having the methed-out chicken costume as DLC.

And they were right.

They killed Gozer again?

I can't believe the Rock refused to be part of the Avatar franchise.

Oh?

@maffewgregg.bsky.social

*TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze ends*

me: "How did Splinter know how that Vanilla Ice song went if he learned about it from reading the newspaper?"

wife: "THAT is the part of this movie that flies in the face of believability for you?"