how “am” i??? fkasmnpls

!!!!!!!

01.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its March, ❤️😌

01.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 19 🔁 9 💬 7 📌 19

need to make this my man ringtone

01.03.2026 07:13 — 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

i hate when the uber driver asking too many questions talm bout ‘is this the right way?’ bro???? YOU TELL ME??

‘is this the place?’ nigga idk i never been here before just like you.

01.03.2026 06:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its the way i will not move frm my bed tm

01.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

some simone lore: on my 31st birthday i had brunch and then everyone at the brunch took an impromptu trip to the sex store next door w me.

what a good birthday!

01.03.2026 06:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a dress and high heels is dancing on a parking lot . ALT: a woman in a dress and high heels is dancing on a parking lot .

me sliding out of black history month and into women's history month because my intersection crosses a multi lane highway...

01.03.2026 03:50 — 👍 100 🔁 55 💬 0 📌 5

thaaaaaankkyaaa shout out to the folks at eloquii!!

01.03.2026 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman wearing sunglasses and a necklace with roman numerals ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a necklace with roman numerals

01.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@ work late but at least i look cute

01.03.2026 03:48 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

omg welcome babe ! bsky.app/profile/did:...

28.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

EARLY and often

28.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

booooooooo #traitorsus

28.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(When y'all say this, do y'all realize whoall be in them military deployments....?)

28.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 56 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 1

We’re really stuck in a world where the “two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyy” are heads of state who need constant distractions to stay in power. I hate it here

28.02.2026 13:23 — 👍 145 🔁 42 💬 3 📌 2

I actually like I'm ok but deep down I miss Bernie Mac.

28.02.2026 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28.02.2026 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Men: leads with money
Women: okay well spend the money Mr Money Man

Men: YOU GOLD DIGGIN BITCH

27.02.2026 13:16 — 👍 17 🔁 9 💬 3 📌 0

It will forever send me that she had established rappers moving like video vixens for her😂😂😂

27.02.2026 12:57 — 👍 69 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 0

The long 2010s are finally over

26.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 6088 🔁 858 💬 79 📌 94

oh yall is fine

26.02.2026 05:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmfaaao see this why i cant have an email job cause i will literally type & send
‘go to hell’

25.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

6:30am to 10pm today

25.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tpain:

25.02.2026 04:38 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

bigtime

25.02.2026 04:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

why the yelling

25.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the hairline/ lace on the wig is insane

25.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you have maryland tags im actually gonna block you.

24.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I BEG YOUR PARDON???

24.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

yeah.... i appreciate her perspective and the education provided based on lived experience and science here but i need a neurologist as well as a social scientist to explain some things to me... QUICKLY.

24.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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