Amy

People who spell whoa like woah.. why?

Now they both look wrong. Shouldn’t it be whoe? Or whough?

Sunday vibes 😊

Since ARKANSAS Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is who came to help push Gov. Lee’s voucher scam — let’s see how things are going with their program… 🤔 arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

One thing I love about dating apps is how they keep recycling the same people back to you over and over again wearing down your tolerance as you slowly realize the dating pool is dog water. Like.. ugh you know, maybe having a combover and still living with your mom at 47 isn’t so bad after all. 🤷🏻‍♀️

So I’ve been on “the apps” for a month now. (It’s so grim ugh.) One question I have is why does this t-shirt have such an absolute chokehold on right wing American men? This t-shirt is an automatic left swipe for me. If you own this t-shirt and you are not a complete douchebag THROW IT AWAY NOW.

America's Marketplace America's Marketplace

Where NOT to shop. Businesses have to apply to be on this “anti-woke” list. Put in your zip and then you know what to do.

www.publicsquare.com/marketplace?

Our cartoonists are doing the job our journalists are afraid to.

One of the fun things about dating in Arkansas is how many dating profiles specify that they still have all their teeth. 🫠 The bar is on the floor.

I joined another dating app and he matched with me AGAIN. I have to move now. 😭

Kaine: "A bully can take something from you, but you shouldn't hand it over to him. So I'm voting no."

AOC on senate Dems caving and backing the CR: “A wide sense of betrayal.”

Something “amusing” about dating profiles is when they have 4 photos and it’s just one side of their face, the other side of their face, the upper part of their head, and lower part of their face. I do not have time to do puzzles. Just put your entire head in one photo damn. This is exhausting.

I said “address book” instead of “contacts” because I’m 100 years old.

I like how they give you the option to block people in your address book, but there should also be some sort of proximity block because before I could even finish my bio my weird ass neighbor had already “liked” me. I hope he doesn’t try to talk to me in rl now UGH.

Why does every single man have a photo of himself 1. holding a fish and 2. sitting on a motorcycle? 😭

Newly single after 29 years and I signed up for a dating app today just to see what’s out there. I take it back. I would like to un-see this, please. Fuck.

Just had a memory unlocked of when video stores would try to get you to pay an extra $1 “insurance” on your rental just in case the DVD broke while it was in your possession. They would try to scare you by telling you it would cost $150 to replace a DVD you could buy for $5 at Walmart. What a scam.

That's enough today for today.

Social media is fun because you basically just talk to yourself and sometimes a stranger replies to yell at you about why you’re wrong

3% battery power, too lazy to move, letting the music play anyway because fuck it. When we die, we die.

an archival black and white photograph of the KKK marching in Washington DC with the capitol behind them

In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

This is our song “KIDS IN THE CAGES” ❌🧊 our rage turned into sound, this song is a call to action and a demand for justice, no more silence, no more cages, abolish ICE. Artist: The Neighborhood Kids #... TikTok video by The Neighborhood Kids

Voice of the people. 0 lies detected.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YGQxop/

Aww I had an orange guy named Ozzie. Miss him so much.

holding my cat up to the bathroom mirror

When your plans fall through and you’re secretly thrilled. 🤭 #SelfCare #Homebody #Fortnite

Remember when America had friends?

Like a month ago?