Duckysaur

This is giving me flackbacks to the hellscape that was MW3 online *on the Nintendo wii*

Little duckysaur was unprepared for the Xbox content they had disabled in order to get it to run on wii version ;_;

Woah there buddy, I see your hands at rest a little center south. Get those mittens at your sides like a good soldier

Oh poor bingus gonna get punished for that one

This is so relatable it hurts. But. Ya gotta do baby steps bros. Been trying to get in the habit of taking 5 minutes before work to do 10 push ups and squats before heading out. Ducky's too poor to be chunky, babey

Here's the thing they don't tell you, as a top you gotta enforce for bottoms' limits. Last time I got 100% free reign, I got dumped for causing delayed internal bleeding. Sometimes "yes, daddy oohh~" means you gonna have to make em wait for part 6

Lmao "but". Yes, the booty, the badonks, the bussy, you possess the answer you seek within your heart. You've got this buddy. Take all the time you need. 😂

Take em all. It's the piss tax

Styles be slapping harder than Bingus' cheeks on date night

Ya know, all things considered, i'm doing pretty good 6 months into my "break"

That's tight bro. It's like looking at a parallel universe. They're both distinct at a glance but they got the fame feel, ya know?

I was given similar advice once, and despite all odds we are still friends. Guess they were always similarly unhinged

She may even be down to watch

It's always fun when you go to pull the rip cord on what's inside them only for the chord to break off and while you're trying to trying to be responsible one and pry them open while holding a tiny flashlight between your teeth but they can't stop laughing and each cackle sucks it in deeper

Daym, that's not Shahli... that motherfucker is Stallonzo and he's gonna get your ass

Stahli* my fault kinda faded rn

In Shali's defense, Cena going out on a loss was pretty sad

Serve it to him like a hibachi chef

I gotta commend Stalhi for not having the truck twink go the way of the magic wand

🎶I'm just a crosshair, I'm just a shot away from you~🎶

I think the style of A fits most with Shahli's personality because of the sharp edges and how it looks unkept. I do like how D resembles drooping ears, but it also looks really groomed so it feels too clean? C just looks like hair with no ears to me. B blends the aspects I like about A and D

It gets worse when you remember Bingus family is canonically German

Dawg making it monolog

Expected to blow the flute just to smooch the snoot

Toss it back in the oven until the screaming stops and im sure it will be fine

Mmm yes first thing I see when I wake up. Nothing beats a cup of coffee and a bussy post to start my day

I fondly remember when the burning tire fumes made my skin blister.

I hate this place too

And that's why stahli tells him to wipe his ass

Not after you're done with it babey

Oh my :3

BRO A GUY TOLD ME THIS IRL ONCE ON GOD