Justin

He tries to be way too influential with management and transactions

Can I say something? I don't like Maxx Crosby and did not want him anywhere near the Eagles.

Remember when gas prices went up during Biden Administration inflation and a bunch of Trump supporters put stickers of Biden's face with "I DID THIS" next to the presumably high gas price at the pump? Can we do the same but with Trump now when these prices hit consumers?

Welp, it happened. I finally saw someone shitpost a trade offer that would actually make me okay with Howie Roseman trading A.J. Brown (from New England: a 1st, a 2nd, and Christian Gonzalez)

Bold prediction: it stays in your drafts until 2027.

And if the trade occurs after June 1 give me that 2027 1st round pick and a top 100 pick in 2028.

The Eagles don't have to do it, and they damn sure don't have to do it before June 1. Right now if I am Howie, I am not even listening to anything that isn't a top 100 2026 pick and a 2027 1st round pick (because the 2026 Draft class is boring dogshit and Howie has job security to value 2027 Draft).

Second of two first round picks in a fuckass draft class. I hate it here.

I am skeptical but let's play it out. Suppose someone wows Howie with a 1st and a top 100 pick in 2027 and the Eagles trade A.J. Brown. Then what? How do they replace him? What free agents do they sign? And how do they make it work with the cap? Who do they draft? Is 2026 still Super Bowl or bust?

Corey?

Wait, I'm sorry, *WHO* got scheduled to play in the Pride Match now?

Re-upping this in lieu of recent reporting

Elvis Presto performs at the Super Bowl XXIII halftime show on January 22, 1989 at then-named Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami.

It's Elvis Presto's time

So again, factor all of this in, do you really think it is more likely than not the Eagles trade A.J. Brown? Factor all of this in, what is Howie's price for A.J. Brown? And would any team dare to go that high? Wouldn't it be far easier for them to find their elite malcontent elsewhere?

George Pickens. Really. George Pickens. Forcing A.J. Brown out of town just to replace him with George Pickens. The irony is larger than their combined catch radius. And the less said about A.J's and George's emo king Brandon Aiyuk the better.

And this draft class is not exactly filled to the brim with future WR1s. So how are you replacing A.J. Brown? Be the highest bidder for Alec Pierce? No other WR-needy team will think of that! Career WR2/3 Jauan Jennings? 1-dimensional speedster Rashid Shaheed? Wait until August for George Pickens?

Howie's price is going to be high because 1). He is losing key starters elsewhere, 2). The Eagles do not have a replacement who took on WR3/WR4 duty last year ready to take over, and 3). He still posted elite production in a stale, predictable, boring offense. Would you give that up for free?

And I am sure A.J. Brown has a price. I just don't think any team meets Howie's price (2027 1st....and then some)

Which, again, is why I think speculation about A.J. Brown being traded is ridiculous. Eagles lack skill player depth and are going to lose a bunch of other starters in free agency. What do you mean they are going to take on dead cap money to jettison A.J. Brown out of here too?

2025: *no evidence of tush push related injuries* "We are deeply concerned about the safety of this push tush play."
2026: *some evidence of tush push related injuries emerges* "We do not feel the need at this time to ban this easily officiated, safe play we were once deeply concerned was not safe."

Everyone I know of who went to South America in search of "healing" wound up doing ayahuasca or shrooms instead.

It's not you. No one can leave voice mail messages for him anymore.

I have never been more let down by a so-called Democrat I voted for and actually expected something positive from.

As a Pennsylvanian, I cannot stress enough how progressive (and fun!) Fetterman's campaign was, and how much of an establishment Dem his main primary opponent, Conor Lamb, read as (endorsed by Joe Manchin). No one who voted for Fetterman in 2022 voted for this.

Patriots 2026 home games: Bills, Dolphins, Jets, Broncos, Raiders, Steelers, Packers, Vikings Patriots 2026 road games: Bills, Dolphins, Jets, Chiefs, Chargers, Jaguars, Bears, Lions, Seahawks

Oh you can go default WWE heel manager with their schedule next year. Here comes the pain!

Zack Wheeler plans on traumatizing his future house guests by inviting them over for "spare ribs"

That 1994 Eagles-49ers game was a 4:00 doubleheader game, meaning most of the nation would have seen that blowout. With 1994 being the Rich Kotite meltdown Eagles, the entire 2nd half of the season had this occurred in today's environment people would endlessly discredit the 1994 Niners with 40-8.

For the people who watched Kid Rock and the TP Halftime Show so you don't have to, did Kid Rock play his only good song? ("Picture" ft. Sheryl Crow)

2018 Jets - 30 sacks, 204 yards, 6.76% 2019 Jets - 30 sacks, 212 yards, 6.96% 2020 Jets - 35 sacks, 234 yards, 8.77% 2021 Panthers - 35 sacks, 204 yards, 7.94% 2022 Panthers - 10 sacks, 78 yards, 6.67% 2023 49ers - 6 sacks, 40 yards, 11.54% 2024 Vikings - 48 sacks, 335 yards, 8.09% 2025 Seahawks - 27 sacks, 186 yards, 5.36%

Sam Darnold career sack stats. I feel queasy.

Oh no. Vikings fans hate this guy. Probably not someone anyone should want replacing Stoutland.