jsaquella

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

Why can’t we just escape the fucking cryostasis of mediocrity we’ve been stuck in for 15 years

He was bad last year it’s not that surprising

If you were trying to make the playoffs this year, you would’ve gotten a better backup goalie

That’s exactly what he did. He ripped one.Whew

Now go tell that kid that Santa Claus isn’t real

Not true. My dog farted and it was terrible

The Flyers have started off looking like a Richards/Carter era team on a Saturday afternoon game

What the hell is Tocchet doing in the crowd

This entire game has been played as sharply as a box of plastic spoons

Hopefully Konecny didn’t do the wiring at the Ruiz house

Would’ve been better if the guy swung at that hanging curveball and smacked it over the wall

Do you mean all night or just on the first shift?

JJ playing lawyer on a Flyers icing…ahh that’s a familiar refrain

I cleaned a bunch of ice machines & watched the Phillies game at work. Now it’s the Flyers vs the Yutes

Ruun McLaarjhooge

Reijo

Even if his trade market isn’t as good as rumored, sit him & maybe someone jumps

Well if you have a guy that multiple teams are interested in trading for, you don’t play him the night before the deadline.

Who cares?

Why is Ristolainen playing tonight? Jesus Christ.

Markwayne is a fucking ridiculously red neck name. Comically so

It’s exactly the type of thing the Coens would make well

This dude’s bunted twice in a ST game? Bounce one off this asshole’s head next AB

Man, baseball is a beautiful thing.

We got Kruk!!!

Duh, it’s the Flyers

It depends on the deal. Jeff Hoffman’s opt out was May 1st