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Caveat Emptor. Darwinism. Zero sympathy.

Sunday Phillies recap

Man that took AWHILE

They have a lot of young offensive talent and they can put up runs. Heading into the road trip, if you told me they were going to go 6-4, I would’ve been pretty happy

Never a doubt

Hey man what are you gonna do for players weekend?

I LOVE Crest, man!

Marchan out there looking like a tube of toothpaste

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IT'S THEM! THE 30-50 FERAL HOGS!

AS THE LEGENDS FORETOLD!

Man the corpse of Paul DeJong has done some damage this weekend

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C’mon Lazar

That’s why Mrs. Met is bringing her cake to the Phanatic’s cave

The problem with the Phillies retaliating and hitting a Nationals batter is that Jacob Metz would probably call it a strike at this point

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BULLSHIT!

Cal Beeter is Dwight Schrute’s favorite Big Leaguer

Looking at Bryson Stott, I’m surprised that his players weekend bat isn’t a vape pen

It’s a good thing this game has been mostly enjoyable, because my God it’s been going on for fucking ever

No criminal record. Speaks English intelligibly

I told you the Maga guy called ICE on Marchan

On a sidenote, thank you to MLB the show for finally increasing Lazar’s rating

Put one in his ribs, Max

I always thought he was an overrated player, but goddamn he is fun to watch

Put Romano in & tell him if he doesn’t hit Tena he’s cut

He struck out on four pitches and maybe one of them was in the strike zone

Jose Tena better be ducking

Double Digits achieved

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Pilkington ain’t thrown a strike

Pitching for Washington

It’s weird how much better marsh seems to read the ball off the bat in left field.