Alex McD

Owning the Libs Mr Musk?

Think it’s time Sting & Spitting Image remade the video of “Every bomb you make”.

So it’s a fact that he had a feeling?

Feelings. Trump. That’ll be a first.

Specialized Tarmac bicycle leaning on a fence

World’s turned to sh1t. My sole contribution to improving it so far is bicycle pictures.

Sorry for our loss, here’s another bike pic. #bikesky

2 hardtail mountain bikes in a stream #mtb

Yellow bike was an important part of that art installation 🙂

Bicycle leaning in a tyre track on a gravel way

More you say?
Show me a better lean pic without a stand I say.

Poster advertising UCI Cyclocross World Cup, Glasgow December 2026

Oooooohhhhyaaaaaafuckinnnbeauty!

HWHWHWFG!

#cyclocross #Scottishcyclocross
#crossiscoming

I call these pedal Lego.

Sorry, that’s my best available contribution. 😬

Commuter bicycle, Italy

Not every bicycle is a hero. Some just get you from A to B & back.

Mountain biking down a Forrest drop

Me & a cool drop, Glentress 7

Hegseth lining himself up as the fall guy.

I know what the PM’s next move should be.

Won’t happen though.

Reform Ltd not going to like the last 3 points in that list.

England “an ancient people”.

Colonised multiple times:
Romans
Saxons
Danes
Normans from the top of my head.

Even us lowly Scots took over your Monarchy.

Just admit your racism, better for everyone if guys like that admitted who they are to themselves.

I’m can recommend not going on a full day 14 hour drinking session when you’re old.

Seemed like a good idea at the time. Way too many doubles.

I am now a shell of my former self. Might recover, but it’s touch and go.

I’m sure the U.S. has a full strategic plan in place for post conflict rebuilding just like they had in

Oh.. err

Weren’t Farage’s wives “forrin”?

But then again

Sweet 😎

Escape 👍

Sorry for your loss. Never tasted, but I can tell it would be good.

Quality & accurate 😁🤘

I wrote a novel in my head tonight in a bar in whilst observing the clientele. Obviously bollox but felt good at the time.

Young dude dancing with beard, lady in little black dress, old person just being yourself and feeling the Afro beat, all actually real, I’ll remember you until tomorrow.😘

But til then, I’m a cerebral entity beyond the conceptual parameters of rigid convention in a dream state of self powered transportation transcending human push pedal strokes & e-assisted motion preferring 1, whilst accepting the other.
Or something.

You should see the shit I posted elsewhere 😬

Will o delete this tomorrow morning?
Probably.

Yes that’s green text.
Yes I’m Scottish.
No, that has no religious connotations.
I just like green.
Yes, a tad tipsy. 🥴

Titanium adventure bicycle frame

Some men when they have a midlife crisis buy a Lamborghini or grow a ponytail, but me - I build an adventure bicycle.

Read it and weep. Bitches.

Yes. I’m drunk.

Jonny Walker takes the win, Billy Bolt takes the title #superenduro

Pinty Mikey xx

Drink drink drink

I’m on the pi55 in Newcastle, world events can wait until tomorrow.