dani don't do it

*dysregulation wouldve been the word to use lol

Cullen Rutherford, red hot, laying in the snow and melting through to the dirt beneath

I headcanon that body temperature irregulation is a symptom of lyrium withdrawal

an MS Paint image of a humanoid doberman in a tank top and a gold chain breathing fire

I'm calling it done, if anyone wants to take this bad boy into his native MS Paint and futz with him, please be my absolute guest. Counting Worms - Knocked Loose

a black and white line drawing of a doberman, jaws open, breathing fire, with a human body.

guys muscles are hard idk

Counting Worms

for an art prompt chat at work while we have nothing to do for the next few weeks. the prompt is "a JoJo Stand of a song in your rotation right now." idk much about JoJo Stands but I do know that I have to make this dog approximately 800% more fashionable. song is:
open.spotify.com/track/6QjmnL...

a black and white line drawing of a doberman, jaws open mid-bark, with a human body. there are black scribbles shooting out of its mouth, the rough beginning of fire

here's a preview of a drawing i'm doing with a mouse in MS paint, slowly, holding my breath, fingers LOCKED on ctrl + Z

LMAO a hardship we all must face 😔😔

it's a rite of passage among elves. The day your wig pops off lmao

a drawing made with MS Paint and a mouse, depicting Solas Dragon Age looking at a full head of hair on his pillow in astonishment

I know Solas' hair probably fell out gradually during his 1000+ years in the fade, but how funny would it be if he just woke up like

Oh definitely, like, GO to the demonstration. Just dont be taking pics willy nilly. Its like you said, this isnt a photo op

Also like...given the state of politics rn, you sure you want documented evidence of you at an anti-government gathering...? Not calling OP a fed but idk that's some fed shit if you ask me

WHAT'S UP GUYS I WROTE THIS AND @codenameyan.bsky.social DREW IT!! FOR FREE!!!! OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF HER HEART 🗣🗣🗣 ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳❤️🎉🎉🥰🥳❤️🥳🎉

a police officer says i 'm considering it i 'm interested i agree to participate Alt: a police officer says "I'm considering it. I'm interested. I agree to participate."

ON SALE, YOU SAY??

a blurry picture of kermit the frog sitting with his hands in his lap, leaning forward and screaming, with all different kinds of heart emojis around him

I haven't even played cyberpunk but I am HERE FOR YOU 🗣🗣🗣 PERV SOLIDARITY

a bald man in a blue suit is making a funny face and pointing at the camera . Alt: Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies gestures for someone off camera to come give him a hug.

I'm unemployed and I still feel you so hard on this

OOH I'll give it a listen!

woody from toy story is sitting on a green toy car Alt: woody from toy story is sitting on a green toy car and dapping up buzz lightyear

I knew you'd back me up on this

LMFAOOO THIS IS FANTASTIC

anyway here's my Cullen playlist for the 117th time, open to recommendations as always
open.spotify.com/playlist/1Q1...

and yes one of these is a very popular tiktok audio don't sass me

The Sticks Mother Mother · The Sticks · Song · 2012

HELLO ANYONE WITH A SOLAS PLAYLIST--Please accept my humblest song recs:

open.spotify.com/track/0dFc08...

open.spotify.com/track/2IQUJb...

open.spotify.com/track/0wrWxW...

Ohh I appreciate ya, but I'm totally fine 🥰 Like yeah it sucked, but I'm not in the business of suffering fools as they say, so I had no problem just bouncing haha 😋

lmao that's what I said

lmao I mean jesus christ, WHEN WILL WE STOP OPPRESSING LONELY MEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀

LMAO THAT'S KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED

LOL exactly, if only us dumb bitches would stop setting unrealistic standards like *checks notes* community centric attitudes, and *flips page* basic kindness

a man in a suit and tie is waving his hand in a crowd with the words ight imma head out above him Alt: Jerry Seinfeld shrugs and awkwardly throws up his hands before getting up to leave. The words "Ight Imma head out" are on the bottom

went on the shortest date of my life today. we made small talk, and within minutes he was talking about how the housing crisis was immigrants' fault, and slinging slurs like he had some kinda quota he needed to meet within the next ten seconds. I just kinda

a cat sleeps on a maroon box next to some highlighter yellow post-it notes.

a cat sleeps on a maroon box. the post-it notes cast a highlighter yellow light on his chin

a cat laying on a maroon box, taken with 0.5x zoom

a cat's nose and mouth, taken in 0.5x zoom

more MORE

he is literally SUCH the baby