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john ives

@eldritchdilf.bsky.social

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02.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ahaaaa thank you, this is much too generous of you, I'm very flattered. 🙏

02.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven't been able to countercheck if this is one of his but you got me there I LOVE Ivan Bilibin's illustrations so I jumped on this IMMEDIATELY!

02.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I may complain about art nonstop but I take pride in my linework I just thought it was funny that I've been trying to do the opposite of what people seem to complain about a lot.

02.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm aware this sounds like "boohoo suffering from success, my lines are too clean and efficient and polished" whining. But.

02.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Struggling with linework because I was trying to see if I can make it look looser and sketchy in feel but it takes a ridiculously disproportionate amount of effort to artificially manufacture the "sketchy" look than if I just did my usual going from chicken scratches straight to clean lines approach

02.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kengo... Hearing the first three notes to Oblivion on vinyl over digital surround sound... Tears bro

02.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Charming the vinyl sellers with being on my best behavior at the metal record section and looking at them like this

02.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I forgot to tell you guys I was fighting another guy for a copy of Crack the Skye (they had 2 in stock as it happens) and they gave me a discount but not the other guy because he was being a huge dick lmaoooo

01.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Funniest thing here is the old American guy who owns the store did the fucking Megamind face at me and said "no Iron Maiden?" cause he saw me pull out, twice, the vintage Seventh Son first press he was selling and ultimately decided was not within budget.

01.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The joy of discovering random music you saw in the sale bin and pulled out because the album cover is nice and it actually fucking slaps

01.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Yes... I figured it's probably a melding pot of my daily activities but also I was like. What the hell do you mean the point of this sport is to not pour all my aggression into smacking the shit out of a ball and just "guiding" it. NO THANK YOU!!!

01.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No but unironically making coffee does require a lot of pushing shit down so I guess. Lmao

01.03.2026 07:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No I'm putting it on the internet I think it's very sigma

01.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was fun as a social thing but I'd rather play something I already know how to play at the end of the day for long-term physical activity because I'm old and impatient lol.

01.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a naturally difficult adjustment because I played badminton for about 3 years which is pretty high aggression versus pickleball's control-based game (see: I almost failed table tennis in high school PE for the same reason) so!!!

01.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finding out I have an unusually disparate strength between my dominant and passive hand because they made me play backhands with my left and that's only when I started getting the hits correctly lol.

01.03.2026 02:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pickleball done... Coach was nice but basically called me "barbarian racket hits" and said "I can see your grip is too aggressive that's why the veins on your hand look like that" oh OK.

01.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

I wanna take up bartending too oughhhhh

28.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

He's a morning person 😑

27.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I can't stop thinking about Higuruma's laugh in the tub 10/10 VA work that man is out of his fucking mind

27.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thanks @bluegiragi.bsky.social I'm crying I feel seen

27.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This man suddenly deciding it's funny to start taking his poops at 4 am so he gotta bark at me til we go out to his spot

27.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THE SHITS!!!!!

27.02.2026 01:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The concept of meat and cheese and raw onions in your mouth and washing it down with milk and sugar and coffee..... You people disgust me.

27.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's probably obvious even if I don't translate it but you say "no" and people will go like "what about (food, food, food)?". And in person trying to haggle like I'm hiding the food menu from them or something.

27.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Yeah! My set-up is a sort of novel concept here as well, although it's more common in other Asian/SE Asian countries I've visited. Which is definitely fine I understand people getting used to it, some people will go "oh OK, I see", but a lot of people will go. OK here's a screenshot for example lol.

27.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Oh my god... A regular gave me some scrunchies she said it's cause her mom liked my hair and she made these and wanted to give them to me........

26.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

No actually you're so correct for this the first time I heard it was like. What the fuck is pickleball. I'm going to kill you

26.02.2026 09:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

On that note I'm aware of the fact that my store is "instagrammable" so people will want to go regardless of the menu, so I do have a couple of normie items in there but it's still not enough so sometimes I'm just like. Man figure your shit out.

26.02.2026 09:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0